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Corporate Speak
Assmosis- the process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard
Blamestorming - sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible
CLM (Career Limiting Move) - used among micro-serfs to describe ill-advised activity. Trashing your boss while he or she is within earshot is a serious CLM
Ohnosecond - that minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you have just made a big mistake
Percussive maintenance - The fine art of whacking the heck out of an electronic device to get it to work again
Salmon day - The experience of spending and entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end
Seagull Manager - A manager who flies in makes alot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves
Assmosis- the process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard
Blamestorming - sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible
CLM (Career Limiting Move) - used among micro-serfs to describe ill-advised activity. Trashing your boss while he or she is within earshot is a serious CLM
Ohnosecond - that minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you have just made a big mistake
Percussive maintenance - The fine art of whacking the heck out of an electronic device to get it to work again
Salmon day - The experience of spending and entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end
Seagull Manager - A manager who flies in makes alot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves
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Jokes eh? Well, I found some jokes around here, though it's not much, I think they're pretty funny.
