Post your random film quotes

when you laugh the whole world laughs with you when you cry you cry alone

"enhance *click click click* enhance *click click click* enhance *click click click*...."

"will u just print the damn thing!!!"


"i only have to two things in this world, my balls and my word, and i brake them for no one u hear..."

lol whot is that from?

and on his birthday he shall claim all that lies in his land.

the word and balls 1 is from scarface(even tho iv never seen it iv heard that quote from a song i heard(it had it on right before the song started))i still plan on seeing that movie someday...

fair enough i was never very interestedin those movies anyway but tell me how it is when you do get roun to it ok :D

lol sure..
i have to see that movie and the godfather
i dont think i like thses types of movies
but i keep hearing how good it is so yea lol

"is that you john wayne, is it me?"

"WHO SAID THAT!!! WHO THE F*** SAID THAT!!! well, what do we have here...a comedian, private joker!"

"Lord its a miracle! The man got up and vanished like a fart in the wind."

Whateva

"Death is only the beginning."
-Immotep from The Mummy

The first movie quote that made my spine crawl. That was when I was a kid. XD

EDIT:
Need one from my favorite movie:
"Are you watching closeley?"
-Alfred from The Prestige

"I hate snakes." Indiana Jones

"The Price is wrong bitch!" Adam Sandler Happy Gilmore

"Time to open some fuckin windows..." *bad ass stare* - Samuel L. Jackson Snakes on a Plane

hello there ill have one holly bar tender please [demon
no don't do it [muse
hes going to do it [appolsle
yes yes i am going to do it [demon
i don't get [jay
[pulls out a uzi and starts shooting the bar tender]
naw sit down and shut up [demon
holy shit awww now i get it that's pretty funny.[jay
DOGMA quite possibly the greatest film to come out of america!!!!

"Commander"

Arnie: "I like you, im going to kill you last"
30mins later Arnie is holding the guy over a cliff
Guy: "I thought you were going to kill me last!"
Arnie: "I lied"
Lets go of the guy and he falls to his death
Arnie then walks back to his car
Girl: "Wheres that guy?"
Arnie: "I let him go"

[in a car]
so whot you going to do on your last day? randal
nothing it's still a normal work day dante
if i were you id spray eat pussy in huge letters on the side of the building randal
whot no why would i do that? dante
so that people remember you randal
id rather they remember me as being the nice uy who served them food not a complete douchebag dante

[pulls up at moobys and eat pussy is sparyed on the side of the building]
0_0 dante
:D randal

clerks 2 again one of the best films to come out of america!! some people may see a connection between these two posts and the next one +rep for anyone who can work out whot it is

"Remember remember the fifth of November
Gunpowder, treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder, treason
Should ever be forgot..."

-V from V for Vendetta

epic film!!!

real girl aaaaaaaaaooowwwwww best scene ever in the first spiderman movie when spiderman and goblin are fighting goblin sends him flying into a wall and he does the best girly scream EVER :D

"Luke, I am your FATHER!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

-I dunno where this came from but it was pretty epic.

It's Star Wars.

i can controll them!! spider man two
im going to use this power against you!!! ghost rider
you didn't have to do that the punisher

"MOM, the Meat Loaf! F**k!"