Praetor's Domus Aurea

Hello~

dis zenbu

/whistling
[size=1]your waifu is a 2nd hand goods.[/h]

Love is all that matters!

Sup Enos, FoG, and Fallan

*gropes Zenbu*

Like my parents said, second-hand girls are the best for first times, because they know what to do. Plus, overall experience.

i prefer to pop them cherries though.

I agree

"Didn't you know, those suicide bombers believe there will be 72 virgins waiting for them in heaven"

"Tsch, 72 Virgins, what a pain that would be, how about 72 slutty broads that know what the hell they are doing."


Experienced girls > Virgins

says the virgin quoting a comedian

I don't have to be experienced myself to know that girls with experience would be more enjoyable.

And thats a good line from a good comedian.

Are you not a virgin?

Our Pakistani politics teacher once told us this joke:

Two Muslims die. One was good, so he goes to have with all the virgins, the other one goes to hell. But, there's a fence between Haven and Hell, and the friends sometimes meet there to talk stuff.

Eventually, the Hell Muslim asks the Haven one:

"Duuude, we have, like, nothing here, and it burns all the time. Could you be some kind as to give me something to drink? I mean, you have plenty up there!"

After a minute, the Haven guy throws a whiskey bottle over the fence. And then...

"DUDE, WHAT THE SHIT!? THERE ISN'T ANY HOLE!"
"Well, there aren't any in the virgins either."

different folks, different strokes. I say until you've had the pleasure of deflowering a woman you can't really judge it compared to regular sex.

I've told you several times that I'm not.

Teach me your ways, Senpai.

*hugs Saibah* o3o

How was your last exam roomy?

Eh, okay I guess.


Just glad that it's over with.

I have gotten oral from a girl that has never done it before. It was awful, almost put me off the whole thing entirely. Knowing what you are doing is waaaaay important

*yawn* I'm awake.

That X Maoh and Star Build battle was awesome.