Praetor's Domus Aurea
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Sabers Praetor
Unlimited Lewd Works
Fallan wrote...
Room101 wrote...
Most second-hand in Japan is really good.2nd hand maids
dis zenbu
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Fallan wrote...
Room101 wrote...
Most second-hand in Japan is really good.2nd hand maids
/whistling
[size=1]your waifu is a 2nd hand goods.[/h]
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Fallan
Kamen Rider Cheeki
FreeOtakuGhost36 wrote...
Fallan wrote...
Room101 wrote...
Most second-hand in Japan is really good.2nd hand maids
/whistling
[size=1]your waifu is a 2nd hand goods.[/h]
Love is all that matters!
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Room101
Waifu Collector
Like my parents said, second-hand girls are the best for first times, because they know what to do. Plus, overall experience.
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Room101 wrote...
Like my parents said, second-hand girls are the best for first times, because they know what to do. Plus, overall experience.i prefer to pop them cherries though.
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Sabers Praetor
Unlimited Lewd Works
FreeOtakuGhost36 wrote...
Room101 wrote...
Like my parents said, second-hand girls are the best for first times, because they know what to do. Plus, overall experience.i prefer to pop them cherries though.
I agree
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echoeagle3
Oppai Overlord
"Didn't you know, those suicide bombers believe there will be 72 virgins waiting for them in heaven"
"Tsch, 72 Virgins, what a pain that would be, how about 72 slutty broads that know what the hell they are doing."
Experienced girls > Virgins
"Tsch, 72 Virgins, what a pain that would be, how about 72 slutty broads that know what the hell they are doing."
Experienced girls > Virgins
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Sabers Praetor
Unlimited Lewd Works
echoeagle3 wrote...
"Didn't you know, those suicide bombers believe there will be 72 virgins waiting for them in heaven""Tsch, 72 Virgins, what a pain that would be, how about 72 slutty broads that know what the hell they are doing."
Experienced girls > Virgins
says the virgin quoting a comedian
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echoeagle3
Oppai Overlord
Sabers Praetor wrote...
echoeagle3 wrote...
"Didn't you know, those suicide bombers believe there will be 72 virgins waiting for them in heaven""Tsch, 72 Virgins, what a pain that would be, how about 72 slutty broads that know what the hell they are doing."
Experienced girls > Virgins
says the virgin quoting a comedian
I don't have to be experienced myself to know that girls with experience would be more enjoyable.
And thats a good line from a good comedian.
Are you not a virgin?
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Room101
Waifu Collector
Our Pakistani politics teacher once told us this joke:
Two Muslims die. One was good, so he goes to have with all the virgins, the other one goes to hell. But, there's a fence between Haven and Hell, and the friends sometimes meet there to talk stuff.
Eventually, the Hell Muslim asks the Haven one:
"Duuude, we have, like, nothing here, and it burns all the time. Could you be some kind as to give me something to drink? I mean, you have plenty up there!"
After a minute, the Haven guy throws a whiskey bottle over the fence. And then...
"DUDE, WHAT THE SHIT!? THERE ISN'T ANY HOLE!"
"Well, there aren't any in the virgins either."
Two Muslims die. One was good, so he goes to have with all the virgins, the other one goes to hell. But, there's a fence between Haven and Hell, and the friends sometimes meet there to talk stuff.
Eventually, the Hell Muslim asks the Haven one:
"Duuude, we have, like, nothing here, and it burns all the time. Could you be some kind as to give me something to drink? I mean, you have plenty up there!"
After a minute, the Haven guy throws a whiskey bottle over the fence. And then...
"DUDE, WHAT THE SHIT!? THERE ISN'T ANY HOLE!"
"Well, there aren't any in the virgins either."
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Sabers Praetor
Unlimited Lewd Works
echoeagle3 wrote...
Sabers Praetor wrote...
echoeagle3 wrote...
"Didn't you know, those suicide bombers believe there will be 72 virgins waiting for them in heaven""Tsch, 72 Virgins, what a pain that would be, how about 72 slutty broads that know what the hell they are doing."
Experienced girls > Virgins
says the virgin quoting a comedian
I don't have to be experienced myself to know that girls with experience would be more enjoyable.
And thats a good line from a good comedian.
Are you not a virgin?
different folks, different strokes. I say until you've had the pleasure of deflowering a woman you can't really judge it compared to regular sex.
I've told you several times that I'm not.
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echoeagle3
Oppai Overlord
Sabers Praetor wrote...
echoeagle3 wrote...
Sabers Praetor wrote...
echoeagle3 wrote...
"Didn't you know, those suicide bombers believe there will be 72 virgins waiting for them in heaven""Tsch, 72 Virgins, what a pain that would be, how about 72 slutty broads that know what the hell they are doing."
Experienced girls > Virgins
says the virgin quoting a comedian
I don't have to be experienced myself to know that girls with experience would be more enjoyable.
And thats a good line from a good comedian.
Are you not a virgin?
different folks, different strokes. I say until you've had the pleasure of deflowering a woman you can't really judge it compared to regular sex.
I've told you several times that I'm not.
I have gotten oral from a girl that has never done it before. It was awful, almost put me off the whole thing entirely. Knowing what you are doing is waaaaay important