PROOF WE EVOLVED FROM APES !!!!!

Instead of getting all faggoty on us with your elder thread, you should post some british anti-yankee jokes. Come on, share with this thread the things you britfags say about us when an american is nowhere within earshot.

Who's trolling? I'm being serious, So there is no need to throw a shit of a comment like that at me.


Oh and you wanted jokes eh?
Why do American wars always come in twos?
Answer: The first one creates terrorists and the second one does too.

[font=Courier New]Evolution 101

Heh, if only. You get George Bush back into office, then we'll talk.

Seriously though, in a world where the old want an empire and everyone else realises we command zero power, British comedians spend most of the time taking the piss out of Britain, the British and the specific place they grew up. Most people love America, and any anti-American sentiment is manifested in the odd brilliantly ironic obesity joke (when we're second in European pudginess to Scotland, where you have to wonder what it'd be like without all the heroin...a typical self-deprecating joke right there :P).

Whatever you say, champ.



Make a britfag joke then. I don't give a fuck which country gets made fun of, just join in on the generalizing fun.

"Having a gang-bang in Scotland in the winter is like playing Pass The Parcel: there are that many layers."

"It's good they're holding the Olympics in the East End of London. Means the athletes will have to use extra skill to work out which gunshot is the starting pistol."

"The most Scottish thing I've ever seen? I was going through a town called Bathgate at around 11 o'clock at night. And there was a guy leaning and pissing against a front door. He then took out his keys and went inside."

"Do you think George Bush actually knows who Gordon Brown is? He probably just thinks Tony Blair's put on weight and had a mild stroke."

"(on 'things you wouldn't hear in the queen's speech') I am now so old that my pussy is haunted!"

"There's a Muslim paedophile living under your child's bed. Vote Conservative."

"Barack Obama will appeal to both black and white voters in America. White voters who'll think he's Tiger Woods."

"And one day, with the right linesman, England might just be able to cheat their way to another World cup win."

"I liked the way that the Great Britain Olympic team got off the plane in the order of how many medals they won. Paula Radcliffe must have been stuck in one of the overhead lockers. Saying that, its not all that bad for Paula, if she was a horse, she would have been shot by now."

"Cherie Blair's just brought out her autobiography hasn't she? If Gordon Browns wife did the same it'd probably be less eventful than Anne Frank's. Monday, stayed in, Gordon cried."

(what they didn't say at the Olympics) "Nobody can touch this Russian athlete, except for her coach and her uncle."

"The new ID cards, they wont stop your identity being stolen. It just means that when you do, your fucked. Oh I've left my wallet at the hotel, I'm going to need new eyeballs and a finger transplant."

OH FUCKING SWEET. I only chuckled at that one. Good fucking job, bro (totally not sarcasm btw. I'm fucking srsly.).

This thread needs more anti-everyone jokes.

Better born from human altough is incest than evolved from apes. sorry guys i really hate human evolved from apes idea.

SNAP.



Can't bro. Racism is a crime, and crime is for negroes.

We're not evolved from apes, we evolved from the same decedent as the apes. Or that's how it goes.



Anyways.

What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem.

What do you call 1 million black people on the moon? A bigger problem.

What do you call ALL the black people in the world on the moon? Problem solved.




A bus full of black people went over a cliff. What's the sad part?

There were three empty seats.



What do you say when you see your tv floating in the middle of the night?

"Drop it nigga!"



So a plane is going along. And suddenly the pilot comes over the intercom and goes "Well people, I just wanted you to know that one of the engines is stalling a bit, but we should be ok for the rest of the flight."

So they go for a few more minutes and then the pilot comes back on. "Well I'm afraid one of the other engines is going out as well. We're going to have to lighten up the load a bit, so we're going to get rid of the luggage. Sorry folks."

Well they go on for another few minutes when once again, the pilot comes back on. "I'm sorry folks, but it seems that the luggage wasn't enough. We're going to have to ask some people to jump off so the rest can live. Now to be fair, we're going to go in alphabetical order."

"Ahem. African Americans. Are there any African Americans on board? No, ok. B, black people, are there any black people on board? No, ok. C, Colored Folk, are there any Colored Fold on board? No, ok."

It was at this time that a little black boy turns to his mother and goes. "Mother, aren't we African American, aren't we Black People, are we Colored Folk?"

"Well yes, on any other day we would be. But today we niggas and we can let the jews and mexicans go first."

It was at this point that the mexican next to them turns to them and goes. "Well today I'm wetback, so have fun jumping my niggas."

one of my friends told me that one... ah angel still pimping without no hoes

I'm not A fucking black. nor I whitepigs. I am A proud Brownie here hahahaha.

there is no such as A similar decendants. only APES or HUMAN.

those who proud to declare themself APES go ahead. became my slave

Edited: I should have more tact than that.

Fuck you, what did I miss?

Just a joke about worshiping a 2000 yr. old dead carpenter, then I remember this person was from Indonesia and that probably means they are Muslim, so the joke doesn't work.

Wanna hear a good joke? I laughed at this one for a minute or so:

https://www.fakku.net/viewtopic.php?t=19852&start=270#1437273