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From bad things happened- I ended up somehow taking here to the back patio and to be honest, im not sure how i was still able to move with that much liquor in me. i sat down in a chair. expecting her to want to play pool or something. and she sat down on top of me and me started making out. then like a minute later we somehow ended up falling out the chair, but we landed on my back. im not sure which weird configurement/ x games in-air manuever we did to land on my back but i happened that way. anyways, i end up unbuttoning my shorts and she pulled her pants off, and its about that time that i realized my uncle and aunts room was like 4 feet away from us, but for some reason, i couldnt give a flying monkeys nuts. she were doing it. and she ends up coming before i do, and she doesnt want to do it anymore. i was PISSED. so she ends up givin me a blowjob until i nut. and right after i do i get like 40 secs where suddenly i realize what i just did(well with who i just did it) and all i can think is WHAT THEE FUCK?!?!? WHERES MY BEER?!?. so then that drunk feeling comes back. so im happy but i keep saying what the fuck (she told me the next day i was actually saying it). we end up wandering around the block until we find me cousin. i go home, wake up the next morning screaming what the fuck, and take a shower where all im doing for 2 hours is just scrubing my nuts (i burned all the soap in the house). thats pretty much it. any questions
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Thank you. i now ask you that question?
have you slept with someone that you really wish you hadnt done it with (and explain)?
have you slept with someone that you really wish you hadnt done it with (and explain)?
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Brittany
Director of Production
No I haven't. I've slept with one person for 2 years. That'd be pretty bad if I sat here and claimed I regretted it all.
:roll: The only thing I have is scandalous and/or embarrassing moments.
Ooh. That's a good one
Q:Name an embarrassing moment for you while being intimate with a partner.
:roll: The only thing I have is scandalous and/or embarrassing moments.
Ooh. That's a good one
Q:Name an embarrassing moment for you while being intimate with a partner.
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2 words: pre-mature ejaculation. happened once and only once(THANK YOU GOD). it was horrible is a huge understatement.
same to you
same to you
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Brittany
Director of Production
lol where to start?
Uh, I got cum in my eye once lmao. It burnt so bad!
I spent the night over at my ex's one time and we fell asleep not together, he was on a futon mattress floor and I was on an actual mattress on the floor so when I woke up (always before he did) I crawled over to him to lay down with him. Then I couldn't fall back asleep - wanted him awake, and knew he was a grump, so I had a habit of pleasantly waking him up. I wasn't wearing my glasses (yea I wear glasses ;o they make me look smart lol) and I was just giving him a hand job and I usually swallowed to save a mess, but I just wanted to see it come out, and he's not the long range type of guy it kinda just shoots out a little and drizzles. Well at the last minute I thought 'no I shouldn't make a mess' and leaned my head in and that one fucking time he just had to be a long ranger. It went up my cheek and into my eye.
At first he laughed when I whined that he got it on my face he said 'it's good for the skin' and then I started to reeally whine that my eye burned and he kept laughing until I asked him to look at it. Then he went 'oh shit' it was like blood red and puffy, I couldn't close or keep it open lol so it just kinda twitched and my eye was watering. I said "Ari, I have to leave for work in a half hour, how do I explain this?" "Lol... I don't think you can explain that" ugh. Luckily I flushed it out and looked fine for work.
And you said his was long ;p
Q: Cats or dogs lolz
Uh, I got cum in my eye once lmao. It burnt so bad!
I spent the night over at my ex's one time and we fell asleep not together, he was on a futon mattress floor and I was on an actual mattress on the floor so when I woke up (always before he did) I crawled over to him to lay down with him. Then I couldn't fall back asleep - wanted him awake, and knew he was a grump, so I had a habit of pleasantly waking him up. I wasn't wearing my glasses (yea I wear glasses ;o they make me look smart lol) and I was just giving him a hand job and I usually swallowed to save a mess, but I just wanted to see it come out, and he's not the long range type of guy it kinda just shoots out a little and drizzles. Well at the last minute I thought 'no I shouldn't make a mess' and leaned my head in and that one fucking time he just had to be a long ranger. It went up my cheek and into my eye.
At first he laughed when I whined that he got it on my face he said 'it's good for the skin' and then I started to reeally whine that my eye burned and he kept laughing until I asked him to look at it. Then he went 'oh shit' it was like blood red and puffy, I couldn't close or keep it open lol so it just kinda twitched and my eye was watering. I said "Ari, I have to leave for work in a half hour, how do I explain this?" "Lol... I don't think you can explain that" ugh. Luckily I flushed it out and looked fine for work.
And you said his was long ;p
Q: Cats or dogs lolz
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What i did here was copy down what you wrote and placed in my thoughts in bracket[]
lol where to start? [the beginning perferably]
Uh, I got cum in my eye once [ive done that to someone. i felt like crap] lmao. It burnt so bad! [id imagine so]
I spent the night over at my ex's one time and we fell asleep not together, he was on a futon mattress floor and I was on an actual mattress on the floor so when I woke up (always before he did) I crawled over to him to lay down with him.[always nice] Then I couldn't fall back asleep - wanted him awake, and knew he was a grump, so I had a habit of pleasantly waking him up.[...will you marry me] I wasn't wearing my glasses (yea I wear glasses ;o they make me look smart[wooot so do i] lol) and I was just giving him a hand job[AND] and I usually swallowed to save a mess[YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!], but I just wanted to see it come out[you dont usually?], and he's not the long range type of guy it kinda just shoots out a little and drizzles.[i know his pain all to well] Well at the last minute I thought 'no I shouldn't make a mess' and leaned my head in and that one fucking time he just had to be a long ranger. It went up my cheek and into my eye. [HAHAHAHA THATS GREAT *cough* i mean nothing]
At first he laughed when I whined that he got it on my face he said 'it's good for the skin' and then I started to reeally whine that my eye burned and he kept laughing until I asked him to look at it.[as any man would] Then he went 'oh shit' it was like blood red and puffy,[...no comment] I couldn't close or keep it open lol so it just kinda twitched and my eye was watering.[...although i want to feel bad, the midgets that live behind my eyes are laughing their tiny asses off] I said "Ari, I have to leave for work in a half hour, how do I explain this?"[you wanted to know if you could see each sperm] "Lol... I don't think you can explain that" ugh. Luckily I flushed it out and looked fine for work.[great story. tell that at every party you go to]
A cats but i love all animals
ever faked it?
lol where to start? [the beginning perferably]
Uh, I got cum in my eye once [ive done that to someone. i felt like crap] lmao. It burnt so bad! [id imagine so]
I spent the night over at my ex's one time and we fell asleep not together, he was on a futon mattress floor and I was on an actual mattress on the floor so when I woke up (always before he did) I crawled over to him to lay down with him.[always nice] Then I couldn't fall back asleep - wanted him awake, and knew he was a grump, so I had a habit of pleasantly waking him up.[...will you marry me] I wasn't wearing my glasses (yea I wear glasses ;o they make me look smart[wooot so do i] lol) and I was just giving him a hand job[AND] and I usually swallowed to save a mess[YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!], but I just wanted to see it come out[you dont usually?], and he's not the long range type of guy it kinda just shoots out a little and drizzles.[i know his pain all to well] Well at the last minute I thought 'no I shouldn't make a mess' and leaned my head in and that one fucking time he just had to be a long ranger. It went up my cheek and into my eye. [HAHAHAHA THATS GREAT *cough* i mean nothing]
At first he laughed when I whined that he got it on my face he said 'it's good for the skin' and then I started to reeally whine that my eye burned and he kept laughing until I asked him to look at it.[as any man would] Then he went 'oh shit' it was like blood red and puffy,[...no comment] I couldn't close or keep it open lol so it just kinda twitched and my eye was watering.[...although i want to feel bad, the midgets that live behind my eyes are laughing their tiny asses off] I said "Ari, I have to leave for work in a half hour, how do I explain this?"[you wanted to know if you could see each sperm] "Lol... I don't think you can explain that" ugh. Luckily I flushed it out and looked fine for work.[great story. tell that at every party you go to]
A cats but i love all animals
ever faked it?
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although my love for pants flows like my urine after a night of drinking, not to many things compare to the feel of the wind blowing between your nuts.
Tis be the time of hammer?
Tis be the time of hammer?
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ARMORED CORE!!!!! Love that game. Any of my cores would slaughter, any gundam, etc.
Q: DMC or Ninja Gaiden?
Q: DMC or Ninja Gaiden?
