Rap Battle Time!!! Bring it!

Time for some expression rap battling.

I call it.

Fighting the giant:

I stand my ground
knowing full well nothing is ever sound
I see people left and right
they're falling on the ground
I turn my head around to see
but my face is meek
I never could accept defeat
Don't you see
You're not the same as me
I fight because that's who I am
you fight because you think you're the biggest man
I'll see you fall
even if I have to battle them all
Fight me now because I'll die a hero
You might win but you'll always be a zero

Nice...

I can't contain it, the power's too much
I got too much emotion I can't even touch
Fuck all of you, fuck everyone here
You call this 18+? I call it a daycare
Incessant, relentless, nothing but whining
Got no brains nor business to be minding
You just fuck shit up, nothing to lose
You bunch of retards are my only muse
Unbending, unthinking, never reading between the lines
You don't apply the world to what's online
Incompetent, inexperienced, don't know shame
Don't know how bad the world is and you don't know pain
Otherwise, you'd have nothing to complain

Okay... Okay, I see you got skittles man. But check this out


I’m a tactical machine
I forged the seams of everyone’s dreams
I battled the sky king and flew down with some Bling
You just a side fling that amuses me
I don’t need to play rpg’s to find the ring
Animes hot but sadly you’re not
You’ll go flipity flop over my cock
Bend over and accept it like a boss
Lost cause and forgotten loss
Remember the first post
Ya I’m da boss

Pretty deep man... But I'll take the challenge. Let's do this.

Pain is something I feel everyday
My mind is constantly in disarray
I see the world and I’ll admit it’s a real bitch
I kinda get sick of it
People spout shit and they understand none of it
What does pain mean to you
To me it’s who I am and what I do
Fuck the world and fuck you too
I know this well and so do you
Don’t talk about what is real and what is dead
Insignificant specs need reality checks
It’s a line I feel free to express
If you can’t handle the real world what do you expect
People obsess online because of this
Fact is, you and I are one of it
The difference is I acknowledge what is real
I’ve done all I can with my set of skills
But we live in the matrix
And people choose to take pills

You try to rap you cant play the game
I am the beast that no cage can tame
The dream eater the hope killer
I'm like Wu-Tang your like Michael Jackson in Triller,
You ain't shit I'm as real as it gets
You rhyme like a lil kid with turrets
My words I'm spitin are fatal like the bubonic plague
It starts with my lyrics and works its way up to yo head
By the time you finish reading this rap your all ready dead

Nice... Gotta give you credit for that one. But I'm still gonna whoop dat ass.

this is how I do it on fakku
face palm = you
fuck you and your kong fu
I’ll have you babbling like you don’t know what to do
Fu man shu and bubba too
Don’t forget the other losers
Oh wait that’s you
What do you get when you add 2 and 2
Me kickin’ your ass straight to the moon
That’s four hours of space travel
See, because time doesn’t matter when I enter the battle

Rappin on Fakku is only for the real bosses
I wil cut of your dick and turn it into a blood sausage
Dont mess with me I'm a yandere, bitch!
I'll go crazy on your ass a to a and tie you to crucifix
Then cum on your half dead body just for some kicks
You fail to out rap cause motherfucker Im a star
I get all the women while you get FUBAR

White boys don't rap, remember that conquer
Instead of rapping, fap to pics and seal yourself in a bunker
The lyrical apocalypse is here, I'm gonna make you tear
Multisyllabic rhymes that'll make you cower in fear
Soldier rhymes? Hit you like a Navy SEAL,
enough to destroy your lines and make you squeal.
Don't fuck with my homie animehot, white cracker,
or you'll end up riddled with my rhymes, redneck motherfucker!

Hey Navy SEAL I'll give you Scar's that will never heal
You say lyrical apocalypse I say no big deal
Cause my undying flame will make all you bitches kneel
I attack you without fists just words
Beat you down with flows making you puke up your innards
This message is coming at you from Animehot
I'm the new Wu-tang you're rapin like Kidz-Bop

I was supposed to help you, call that a friendly fire, now face my wrath and burn you whilst being choked with a tire.
I've murdered you lyrically for countless times, fuck that wannabe shit of yours, you ain't the messiah,
fuck that pretender agenda man, you ain't got an edge against me, bother me none, I'll burn you with my providence comin' like a solar storm from the sun, a victory against scarface would never be done. Like Hanoi in Vietnam, I'll drop hundreds of tons. Fuck that stint boy, call me the Cthulhu, skewer you with spears like I'm Shaka Zulu.

Sun Tzu said "All war is based on deception." I trust no one you are no exception.
Your wepons have no efect on me for my flame is undyin it cant be doused not even from the sea.
Done for that you is, or maybe this is where your epiphany begins, the sudden understanding that I cant be deafeated by God or Satan, stop trying to find my weakness why you hatin?!
Force of the elements in every lyric I speak my words are the poison and your ears are the lips now drink!

Line's are fake, you fuckin' with me too? So, you wanna see a fucking Rodney King Part 2?
Cause I'm Psycho like them City blocks, and I'll bust you with my rhymes like a semi-auto Glock
You're just a 9mm, I'm the .44, command you like I'm Big Brother from Orwell's 1984,
Sick-ass rhymes? Wanna see mine? Like you black motherfucker steppin' on a landmine.
Sun Tzu my ass, I roll with Machiavelli, I'm firmer than carbon fiber, you're just jelly. If you want beef, then I'm servin' a pound, but you'll be the meat and you'll be ground----into pieces, so pray to your lord god, Jesus, my metaphors are dirtier than yours, like an HIV infected needle, shit we don't need a sequel, I've defeated you countless times, on skype, get the fuck outta here, cause we don't believe your hype!

My lines are real yours are all fantasy, just like MC Hammer bitch you cant touch me.
Quit fooling yourself your just a toy soldier, you packing less heat than Alaska maybe colder.
Stop hiding behind your mask you scar faced fucker, I bet a people call you the politician dick sucker!
Shove that carbon fiber straight down your throat, better pray to God cause he's you only hope.
Take your Glock ram it in your buttocks, then I'll get my katana and samurai slice your cock off.
Tearing you to pieces like a great black shark attack, I'm the freestyle Jamcian what do you say to that.

You're just a puny fire, I'm a natural disaster, you are my fucking student, bow down to thy master.
God my ass motherfucker, I'm an atheist, I'll spit that carbon fiber to your face, you fucking deist.
If you question my fucking nihilist philosophy, I'll nullify your Allah, questioning your god's validity. MC Hammer, all you can do motherfucker, stammer, fake-ass grammar, I didn't even take a piece of your diss, so kneel down motherfucker, and french kiss my clenched fist. You're a tin can, call me depleted uranium. After this stint, I'll leave your carcass without your cranium!

mew mew style
mew mew grace
mew mew power
in your face

(yeah I went there)

@Scarface
Natural disaster fuck off, I'm armageddon in human form and suck on these nuts you grammar nazi watch some porn.
I'm too atheist to sorry dissapoint, your bowing down to me at this point.
Kill yourself in batch of acid, throwing my lyrics like a grenade now catch it.
I am the KING yet crownless I still stunt my bling, while your just a poor sorry ass looking thing.

Fuck it church boy, you and your pretender agenda, now after seeing that dick-cutting, I'm doubting you gender. You're the king? I'm the peasant that will dethrone you off the seat, you bulimic sunnuvabitch, I'll feed you with microchips, to upgrade that slow mind of yours, you stupid bitch. Fuck that fake Armageddon stunt that I made, you copied my style, you and your loli avatar, you disgusting pedophile. I'll murder you for the 5th time, now fuck and don't fuss, I'll run over your entire clan with a passenger bus. Tie my sneakers with barbed wire, then kick you to the neck, I'll never bow down to a motherfucker who buys respect. Bling? Fuck you, fake rapper who raps about materialism. That's what happens to oreo motherfuckers who were brainwashed with imperialism

Copy? I dont need to copy your shitty style. But I got to admit I havent had this much fun I a while.
My verbal attack will make beg for mercy, you will fail miserably on you attempts to kill me.
You say I'm slow, bitch I'm rapid flowing more fluently then rapids when I'm rapping.
Not a pedophile, but I'm a beast an animal eating people up on the street.
Imperialism? All I know is dictatorship "Now my minions throw this fool into the bottomless pit!"

Dictatorship? You mean dictatorshit. I'll finish you know like a fucking mafia hit.
Jamaica? Is that where ya from? Fuck it, all I know is you teabag fags and gargle cum
I'll lighten my rhymes for you, cause I know that you're pissed, I'll slit your throat, no blood? all that came out was jizz, you see, your lines a whack, while my lines are heavy to make the ground crack. Break you with my axe-like lines, destroying your back, then dismembering your severed body, giving your family members heart attacks.