Rape is Impossible

I find Religious people and hardcore atheists the same lonely out of touch people who lack the reason of duality. Either it's all faith or necessary proof. Not rationality or intellect, but i think it so it has to be true. If i think it true then im right and your a fucking moron. Really anyone of believes there right on something that can't be proven is a fucking retard lonely person either believing in a righteous sun god or the atom. Has you can tell im either a christian or pimple face loser. The fucking great thing about my faith is based in it's root word. Knowledge. Facts and beliefs aren't mutually excluded. You can't prove god doesn't exist and i can't prove it doesn't.

That guy made an ass out of himself

That doesn't have anything to do with the video, but thanks for posting I guess?

Best thing ever.

The more I listened to the caller the more this happened:

My penis was ready. You disappoint me.

I can't please everyone

But but... you appease my lust the most.

You're going to have to wait your turn like everyone else.

... Okay.

As your attorney, I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown bottle in my shaving kit. You won't need much, just a tiny taste.

As your client, I've decided to replace with this frog inside a ball