Refrigerator for Moderator

I hear he fucks little toasters.

How dare you insinuate that fridge is anything but crisp, you little shit.

Fridge 2014

I'm glad I 'm not running against fridge, unlike them, I wouldn't be able to keep my cool.

This candidate leaves me cold. Let's face it, he just hangs around the kitchen all day, and they say he's always running until all hours of the night! Plus, I don't like his environmental agenda. His stand on frequent defrostation is highly dubious.

Fridge keeps my coke refreshing, would vote 4 him.

Mine is filled with pig blood and tea....

I wish I can put actual food in it one day

Fridge is a pretty cool dude.

FRIDGE PUNSSSSSSSS.

I hear he supports both meateaters and vegetarians.

Seems like a pretty cool guy to me

Take all of my yes and fuck me in the arse like a slut

Why hasn't fridge replaced Jacob yet????

He wasn't able to break the ice and lied about his Energy Star rating.