Riddle me this.
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                        animefreak_usa
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                        A father and his son are in a car accident. The father dies at the scene and the son is rushed to the hospital. At the hospital the surgeon looks at the boy and says "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son" .... How can this be?? 
I knew the answer in 3 secs of thinking. How long did it take with you?
                I knew the answer in 3 secs of thinking. How long did it take with you?
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                        artcellrox
                                                    The Grey Knight :y
                                            
                    
                    
                    
                PumpJack McGee wrote...
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I'm ashamed of not thinking of this first and sooner.
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                        artcellrox wrote...
PumpJack McGee wrote...
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I'm ashamed of not thinking of this first and sooner.
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Occam's Razor, my dear boy.
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                        What's the worst thing about a lung transplant? The first couple of times you cough it's not your phlegm.                    
                
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                        Bunny5390
                                                    The Defenestrator!
                                            
                    
                    
                    
                
                        Already know this one, so probably about the same.
Sadly though I hadn't thought about this answer this time until you posted it.
                Kaypi wrote...
Its his other father the dads were in a gay relationshipSadly though I hadn't thought about this answer this time until you posted it.
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                        Kaypi wrote...
Its his other father the dads were in a gay relationshipThat's what I thought, then when I read the answer I realized that maybe I'm not as open-minded as I thought I was. I am apparently fine with gay guys, but a female surgeon is something I can't imagine. :/
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                        His step dad died, and his real dad is the surgeon. His real dad won't operate, since his son Jimbo left him for his step dad and mom since his dad was a loser to him, thus gaining resentment for that action.He covers this up by saying the surgery would cause too much stress on his body. 
This was all going to plan, since his dad, John, got his revenge slowly and calculated by hiring a hitmam to rig the car, and cause the crash, and get life insurance from the son.
Do I win?
                This was all going to plan, since his dad, John, got his revenge slowly and calculated by hiring a hitmam to rig the car, and cause the crash, and get life insurance from the son.
Do I win?
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                        animefreak_usa
                                                    Child of Samael
                                            
                    
                    
                    
                Ryssen wrote...
1 second. Because I've heard it.Well yeah. This been a riddle since woman lib revolution in the 60's.