Secret Dog God?

You have learnt well, grasshopper.

I lol'd at this.

Yes. Because hentai is so very tame and mild in comparison.

Hentai isn't real.

Real.

REAAL, NIGR. A REAL PERSON DID THAT.

DOES IT MAKE SENSE NOW?

Hentai is fake though, so there's more tolerance towards it than real people doing that.

Ninja'd by Lollikittie, making the same point I just made.

Lass, I've borne witness to horrors beyond comprehension and reason.

I've even cradled worse beasts with these very hands.

This is nothing.

For you, individually. Most people though will find this repulsive or idiotic.

YOUR POWERS ARE WEAK.

I'M A WIZARD IN TRAINING, DAMN IT! GIVE IT SOME TIME!

That's... horrific. I feel awful for that girl's butthole.

But my morbid curiosity.. is going to kill me.


.. what do you mean... 'worse'?

I wager deep web.

Not sexually. In that realm, the worst I've been with was a girl into watersports. Did some ass play with another, but she started bleeding. Freaked us out a little (didn't result in infections or any of that, luckily).

But in terms of things that generally freak people out:

- I saw a guy get splattered by a truck. I'm guessing it was suicide, but didn't stop the fact that I was about 10 at the time, and actually got a little of his blood sprayed one me.

- My mother fell off a step ladder and cracked her skull. Examining the wound, I could see her brain. My dad brought her to the hospital and asked me to see if I could find the skull fragments.

- I guy was working with got his leg torn up by a woodchipper (don't ask me how, I don't fucking know). Shut the machine off. Had to administer some first aid, tourniquet what was left of his leg, and carry him about two damn acres back to the farmhouse, and drove him to the hospital. He's alright now.

- On a slightly lighter note, I walked in on another guy (one of the boys from town. He was like, 16) fucking one of the goats.

Laughed my ass off, but I just told him whatever floats his boat. For a fee of three bags of horsefeed, I kept my mouth shut.




I won't mention anything seen on the internet, because anyone curious enough can easily find fucked up shit.

Meh...but disgusting.

Bumping for greatness