Secrets

If I won't tell my friends why would I tell you? What trying to get something to blackmail us with?

good point there lol

I've masturbated with my friends on the phone except for one, and mind you i was watching porn at the time anyway.

Oh bro I pity you. I pity you soo much.

Anyway, my secret is, that I hide grass in my tower.

My secret is that I have killed about 20 people... each of them dissected into 99 pieces and all I used was a pocket knife...

obama speaks turkey language

I am a secret.

i fap three times a weekdays, in sunday, maybe 5 or 6 times. yeah, that's my secret..

I still watch cartoons. Non-anime cartoons.

Well, both my parents and friends now I'm a communist, so that's out.... they generally know I'm not religious (am a Deist), so that's no good. Parents don't know I masturbate, but friends do. Both know I'm a virgin... hmmm. Parent's don't know I did an illegal beer run (Just drove some friends around), parents don't.

I guess the only "secret" that no one knows but me is that I hate my life (not suicidal, don't misunderstand). Ooh, no one but me knows I have fantasies of murdering my stepfather. How're those?


same

MY secret is i have a boner lol but its not a secret anymore

Fuck yeah! I watch all the good shit! Spongebob, Courage The Cowardly Dog, Sheep in The Big City. SHIT IS OFF THE HEEZIEZ.

I know where you live

Long way from home,
lost by an echo,
never have known,
I've got pictures to prove I was there,
but you don't care,
here's me overseas,
cross the pond,
by the Dover Peeks,
I've smuggled myself into new nationalities,
to think you'd be proud of me,
there is room to believe,
out of sight,
out of mind,
out of reach,
start over,
It's no way to begin.
Long way from home,
lost by an echo,
and never have known,
I've got pictures to prove I was there,
but you don't care,
there is room to believe,
out of sight,
out of mind,
out of reach,
start over,
start over,
It's no way to begin,
there is room to believe,
out of sight,
out of mind,
out of reach,
start over,
start over,
It's no way to begin,
way to begin,
way to begin.

my secret is that i have a garden filled with beautiful hands of many random people

I have a sweet tooth. (though in public I don't show it)

I'm extremely self conscious about my appearance ;p
Sounds lame, but I hate it more when people try to reassure me so I avoid getting into conversations about it and just sit awkward instead. I'd rather hear nothing at all versus a fake "Oh, no you're not!" Because then I get more self conscious due to automatically not believing them.

Though... I guess this wouldn't be tooooo much of a secret, but the only one I can come up with.

Spongebob....good? I don't see it.

Maaaaaan! Didn't you see that episode where Gary ran away?! THAT WAS LIKE, THE BEST 27 MINUTES OF MY LIFE.