Self-Blow jobs.

I. Don't. Understand.


I had someone tell me that for a male to do that he'd have to get a rib removed. Is this true? Or is he just really flexible? D: Odd, but always wondered...

Look for porn of that and count ribs.
Too lazy: he's flexible and has a sufficiently long member

Now you're a man..

Ugg, that video...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autofellatio

some are just flexible, some take out a rib... depends how badly you want to suck your own dick, and how much of a fucking weirdo you are *points at marilyn manson*

Probably wouldnt feel too good because of the positioning.

if you want it done right...

I can.. all my ribs are still where Allah put them.

Thanks for letting me know that wikipedia has an entire page on sucking your own dick.

OP...Go try yoga.

That's a woman.

Op is a woman, yet went into a thread about hard-ons and said she has yet to get her first one... I want to believe tak is with a futa, despite how bad my evidence towards it is

xDDDD she said that?! That's a woman I'd like to have a beer with. My kind of humor.

[size=8]/minorladycrush.[/h]

Well, if she is a futa, feel free to play :D
But seriously, i got a laff out of it, too xD

I knew that'd come back to bite me in the ass a little bit. D;

Where's my beer? ;D

Autofellatio is possible, but one thing I saw in a porn is way over that. There was a woman licking her own vagina. Now, how flexible do you need to be to preform that, huh ?
Mind=Blown.

depends on your weight, size, and body shape. If you're flexible you'll only need about 5 1/2 inches just to lick it. 6+ to actually suck your own dick. Not flexible enough? do a lot of stretching for a week or two, then try it. No need to remove a rib, its not too comfortable anyway so the weird positioning will will overpower the little pleasure your giving your self.

Posh, that was quite silly and made me giggle like a wee little lass.

Consider this an IOU until you somehow find yourself in Oregon. D:

Mmm Ribs!