seriously...

teach wanted me and classmate to destroy a huge watermelon any way we can since it was rotten, so we took it outside and used an axe to smash it, splattering on the wall and on our clothes.

while we were washing the said axe, old principal saw our melon juice stained clothes, dragged us into the office and gave a scolding for suspected fighting before the teacher came and explained everything.

why does god hate me now?

Trust no one. Especially anybody at a school.

EDIT: Wait, you go to school? Or is it college? I smell underage....

You smooshed a watermelon with an axe, and the principle thought you had been fighting. With a deadly weapon. You pretty much got off Scott free. I see nothing wrong here.

college. we call our dean "principal" since he DID come from a highschool. already 73 Y.O. mistook the melon goo as blood. good thing he didnt see the axehead or i would be dealt with extreme prejudice

your dean is a gay, he will soon hit you and your friend.

GOD NO! NO! NO! NO!

he has a kid man.... its impossible.... fuck no... just no.... need i repeat more?

that's our dean XD

-_- huge axe for a rotten watermelon...

How old are you?

you dont get to use brute force in school nowadays so took the fat chance of doing it. wanted to try it once. besides... teach said ANY way to get rid of it.

Seriously, am I the only one wondering why there is an axe in a school...?

I don't see why he's complaining, either. I can't talk about axes in schools, I've seen and heard of more stories. Harpoons~

well that was for tree clearing for the workers (received suspension as i broke several beams of wood using the same axe last sem and its a tl;dr) as the school is expanding into a lightly wooded area. and space... i didnt get off scott free. damn guy forced a thesis that had a minimum of 500 words. and i still have midterms that i need not fuck around with.

500 words is beans, dude. That is Scott free compared to be booted off the campus for life.

zeker, you're fucking weird, why do you feel the need to share crap like this?

it is if you are using a computer. he wanted me to:
STILL REMEMBER WHAT HE SAID
"reflect upon your wrongdoing of misinterpreting the faculty of your shameless act."

and manually write it.

@waar: just lulz mode activated. but i'll return to serious mode later tonight (here) as shit will rain down if i dont do this right.

would "lulz mode" imply that this was supposed to be funny?

Even writing it by hand is easy. That's like 3/4 to a page of college ruled paper. If that. What kind of language arts classes do you have that make it seem hard to write so little by hand?