SHARE DRUNK STORIES!!!! XD XD XD

If you can remember, what is the drunkest you have ever been? please share. BTW, the first time for me was when I first ever drank any liquor. My friend and I would steal one beer from the packs at our houses for 3 months, then stashed it under a loose floorboard under her bed. Skip ahead two weeks and I got to spend the night over her house(she quite possibly had the coolest & most persuasive parents in a of gungho existence! They even managed to win my mom over!) & then they left, I repeat, LEFT us alone together to go out to eat or some shit. Anyways after about an hour of doing useless stuff (Im embarrased to say we used to pick a anime character and spar) she brought up the beer. Blah blah blah we started drinking it & BAM! It was disgusting. So we made a contest and drank maybe 14 cans of it, then got tired of that and tried mixing with soda, which failed, then milk(OH YUCK but we were drunk!) and somehow drank all (20?) cans. Amazingly no blackouts or Apoisoning. We got caught cause of the beer cans.

No.

No? DAMN IT I BET NO ONE REMEMBERS! My threads suck today...

seriously, what's so great about getting drunk?

I don't drink (and agree with kuroneko 1/2), but that doesn't mean I didn't have friends that did some stupid things.

At my last command (mlitary), my entire divison went bowling for the night and proceeded to get hammered drunk. One of the guys (call him Drunk) lost the key to his room, and ended up staying with someone else in the division for the night (call him Sober), since there were two beds per room.

In the middle of the night, Drunk wakes up and tells Sober he has to pee, to which Sober says go ahead. At this time, Drunk unzips his pants and pisses all over his Sober's bedside table and alarm clock.

The first thing Drunk remembers is waking up to Sober angrily cursing and wiping.

Absolutely nothing. I dont drink often but when I do its often to get drunk. I dont know why but I like laughing at the shit I did cause I often remember. Its like a personality unhinger. That & I keep hoping that my many friends that are girls and my gf (who is usually the one who asks me to drink) will suddenly want an orgy from all the drinking(hasnt happened yet). But unlike a great deal of drinkers, I have no problems stopping, I just do it 4 retarded fun! XD P.S. I never pissed on anyone but my gf & I threw up on a friend. She kicked me in the balls & my gf got off scot free. XC

This one time I got drunk.

So basically you use it as a excuse to be a dumbass?

Yep. Doesnt everyone?

Honestly being a dumbass doesn't really interest me. But to each there own i suppose

4 me its less of being a dumbass then being fun. I like acting on adrenaline without having to think on what could happen like I always do. Thats why I love candy too. Its harder to explain my constantly repressive mindset if you havent met me though. Just know candy & liquor helps! (Mostly my endless arsenal of skittles)

I prefer to think before acting

Can we switch minds? pleeease? I cant stand it & I do it ALL the time!

ONE TIME I WAS MILDLY FUCKED OVER AND I WAS FUCKING BITCHES

HOLY SHIT DUDE!! SAME FUCKING THING HAPPED TO ME!! BUT I WAS HIGH NOT DRUNK!! LIKE OMG.

I prefer to fuck bitches when i'm sober

with Coke you wouldent say that..
never jized so hard in my life!
best sex i have ever had too..

Damn I wanna try coke now....Dont know where to buy any here...