Sharting. Does it count as shitting yourself?

Ewwwww guys are gross

Something like, because it was intended to be a fart, as opposed to an accidental/intentional defecation, but was instead a shart (which he claims is entirely different from shitting) that it doesn't count as shitting yourself, despite admitting that there is shit in your pants after a shart.

Okaayyyy...


So what part of "accidentally shitting yourself" does he not understand?

Sharting is simply a mild form of shitting yourself.

Just because a shit was not intended does not mean it did not happen.

A shit is a shit.

I farted at work yesterday and felt something gooey in my pants. I went to the washroom and discovered that............. I shit my pants. I cleaned it up the best I could and finished my shift. No one knew that I made a shit stew in my underoos.

the name is shart, a combo of shit and fart. If it comes out your ass and it's not a dildo you stuck up there, it's shit.

I can't help but to be somewhat disturbed by this pi-

Oh, wait...it's just Chris-chan. Nevermind.

EDIT:



At least we don't quiss.

It'd be a yes.
Regardless of whether it's still in your crack or in your pants, if shit escapes, whilst you are wearing pants, and are not intending to shit, it's shitting your pants

Anyone that says no has sharted and doesn't want to admit to shitting their pants.

So if a thread is half shit, should we call it shart thread?

nah man she just sharted