Shit or piss?

You are neck deep in piss, then someone approaches you with a bucket full of shit.
Will you go down the piss to avoid the shit, or take the shit?

Well the question is actually: What do you prefer more? Shit or Piss?
I prefer shit, because you can shit in a paper bag and throw it at your neighbor.

WTF is wrong with you?

Depends on whose shit or piss it is.

Uh, pretty sure I'd duck under the piss in this rather unlikely situation.

On a more (analytical, maybe?) level I guess I would like piss better? I've got a watersports fetish, but in terms of any real life applications I guess I would be a little less grossed out in the immediate presence of piss rather than shit?

... maybe the better question is, why am I trying to give this a realistic response? *shrugs*

Let's say pikachu.

Pikachu?

Man, I heard Pikachu piss BURRRRNS. So I'll take the shit.

Piss, since im thirsty.

you got coprophillia ore somethin?

Scat or Watersports? Or maybe both?

Id dive in the piss, Im not taking the shit!! :P

I like a combo... Grip my Cock while taking a piss to force the shit then release a bit and have a piss and repeat the process! (Its shit hot)

I've heard that before.

Angry Video Game Nerd?

He wasn't the one to come up with the scenario, but yeah he mentioned it in an episode somewhere.

WTF what Wrong with you
Throw that shit by your Bare hands don't use Paperbag

I wanna puke.

Piss <3

so... why am i in this situation in the first place..?

Nash, you disappoint me. Here I was expecting you to say. 'Only one bucket of shit? Where's your sense of adventure?'

PISS.