Single for 16 years!

I've never had a girlfriend; top that.

26.

But then again, I don't want one. I manage getting laid with about a 65-70% success rate.

Wanting to marry someone because they share similar taste is a bit...dumb.

single for 22 years (all my life)
something tells me OP is underage

and most problaby a faggog

I plan to be single for the next ten years or so. There's always a chance that certain someone might just randomly come into my life before then but my standards are a bit high so it's unlikely.

Currently not single. sux2bu

Also how the fuck is mexican barney still single?

You don't buy a car until you've driven a few. Being single ain't bad.

Had a look, and sat in a few. Driven one. This one I may be driving off the showroom floor.
Holy shit, this is an amazing way to put it

But yeah, single life is pre-good. Especially if you can get the wimminz. But, sometimes you just want one for yourself to keep and corrupt and all that ;D
That's where I like to have one. I like to try and corrupt. Eheheh. Not in a bad way, just in a sexual kinda way.

Who needs a map?

Single =/= no sex.


FUCK I WISH I WAS SINGLE AGAIN

Lol funny joke bro ... Right?

Doing something fun first and then the pussies. Cause bitches be jealous about small things~ ( = w = )

Single life is great, but i prefer the fact that in a relationship i get laid on a regular basis...... instead of basing it on her drunkenness~

That said, not single and loving it~

^

there was one girl i really liked but she conveniently left out she got back with her ex after i came to visit her...

yep. 3DPD and all that jazz.