So I almost got into a car accident...

So about an hour ago, I had left my house to go to a friends apartment to stay for the night (was gonna watch korra in the morning together), but I had to make a quickly detour to grab my copy of marvel from another friend.

So I did that and as I was pulling out the driveway this guy peels from the next street over almost hits me, but ends ups up hitting some couple riding on a motorcycle. The dude then stops for a split second and then peels out again.

The chicks leg was broken up pretty bad, and she was screaming a lot. Some of my friends neighbors drove off to chase the guy as I called the ambulance. They took a while to get there, and I ended up being stuck there since they blocked the driveway. Even one of the ems dudes asked if I was the dude who had clipped them... And I was like "Motherfucker, I'm the one who called!" He just went on his merry way after that.

ANYWAYS, I'm gonna go play marvel now.

EDIT: This is also the second time I almost get into an accident at this hour.
I need to stop driving at night.

You should use that to your advantage on the girl you helped.....

She was in her 40's.
And not attractive to my penis at all

Maeve: so liek, wanna hang out after this?
Girl: OH GOD MY LEEEEEG! AHHHHH!

I'd still tap that, she's experienced..........

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Admit it, that's how you roll.

I get what I can get.
If it can't move, then its better.

But seriously though. She didn't look attractive at all.

You make me sick......
I guess it's just looks for you huh?
That women is a beautiful delicate angel on the inside. With her intoxicating voice I'm actually jealous you can score with a women like that.

Whatareyoueven... Huh?

Yeah, her features were like a beautiful delicate angel.
But it only works for people who are intoxicated.

Damn, that motherfucker failed. I want my money back.

Hm... he failed, huh? This time I'd better go hire a trusted pro for the job.

Damn, missed out on this happening >.>


But seriously, That annoys me... There seem to be a lot of hit and runs around these days :/

Lmao. Oh you.

I.
AM.
INVINCIBLE.

IMPOSSIBRUUUUUU!

^

that

Fix'd