So I met this guy named Joe

GracefulDiscension. · 2012-06-10T03:23:57+00:00

>Be 21 >Girlfriend's 19 >Been dating for months now >This guy named Joe comes out of fucking nowhere into my life >He's my new coworker at my company >Find out he has no money, no place of residence. >Moved here for the job and can no longer afford his hotel >Decide to open up to him >Keep him in my apartment for weeks >Bro is pretty cool >We play the vidya, drinks beers, watch football >This continues for months >Afterwards, find out girlfriend is pregnant >By all tradition, I have to marry her now. >One night, eating out at dinner with wife >Joe stayed late at the office for some overtime >I pop the question to my wife >She admits she was raped by Joe and the baby isn't mine >She isn't ready to make a commitment after being violated >Go home in a fucking rage. >Throw out all Joe's shit >Gonna fucking kill Joe when he gets home. >Joe gets home about 1 a.m. >As soon as he opens the door, I fucking punch him in his bastard face >Eye swells up like a ball of cotton >He swings at me >Dodge and sweep his leg >He falls down >In a giant fucking rage now >Go to my room, grab my handgun out of my drawer >Go back to confront Joe >Joe jumps in his car and fucking hightails it out of there >I haven't seen or heard from him since >On the phone a month later with my brother >He finally asks why I've been so depressed >I tell him that if it hadn't been for cotton-eye Joe >I'd been married a long time ago >Where did you come from, where did you go-- >Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

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animefreak_usa Child of Samael

13 years ago

Gism88 wrote...

Spoiler:

TAKE ALL MY TRAP DOLLARS. *bangs his cock against the screen*

Psy.. it's Bailey jay.

Art FIND ME THE FUCKING COSPLAY SET NAO. I seen her... his earlier cosplay weeb set years ago.

GracefulDiscension.

13 years ago

animefreak_usa wrote...

Gism88 wrote...

Spoiler:

TAKE ALL MY TRAP DOLLARS. *bangs his cock against the screen*

Psy.. it's Bailey jay.

artcellrox wrote...

GracefulDiscension. wrote...

Gism88 wrote...

Spoiler:

I say good sir, may I kindly ask for you to provide more of these fine pictures of nude women?

Google found the bitch AND the video.

http://www.tubegogo.com/1217021/Bailey_Jay_and_Sarina_Valentina.html

Gentlemen, 'Twas not I that asked for sauce but for more. Regardless of this precocious dilemma, you have provided me a way for more, on my own good gentleman like way. Thank you regardless gentlemen.

artcellrox The Grey Knight :y

13 years ago

animefreak_usa wrote...

TAKE ALL MY TRAP DOLLARS. *bangs his cock against the screen*

I fucking lost my shit! XD

Also, you mean this?

http://www.baileyjay-ts.com/tag/nude/

animefreak_usa Child of Samael

13 years ago

Yes that will work nicely.

artcellrox The Grey Knight :y

13 years ago

animefreak_usa wrote...

Yes that will work nicely.

LOLOLOLOL!

I just found something for the Final Fantasy 13 fans! XD

http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/vanille?before=1336928959

gizgal

13 years ago

artcellrox wrote...

animefreak_usa wrote...

Yes that will work nicely.

LOLOLOLOL!

I just found something for the Final Fantasy 13 fans! XD

http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/vanille?before=1336928959

I think you mean this post, specifically (not the whole page of changing results)
http://sickfantasies.tumblr.com/post/22926429927

Gism88

13 years ago

GracefulDiscension. wrote...

Gism88 wrote...

Spoiler:

I say good sir, may I kindly ask for you to provide more of these fine pictures of nude women?

Forum Image: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0d874enQz1qhs5wyo1_500.jpg

animefreak_usa Child of Samael

13 years ago

Now my penis hurts.
MAH STOCKING IS FULL.
Forum Image: http://www.baileyjay-ts.com/files/2012/01/1.jpg

artcellrox The Grey Knight :y

13 years ago

Psy, that new one is Codi Milo.

gizgal wrote...

artcellrox wrote...

animefreak_usa wrote...

Yes that will work nicely.

LOLOLOLOL!

I just found something for the Final Fantasy 13 fans! XD

http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/vanille?before=1336928959

I think you mean this post, specifically (not the whole page of changing results)
http://sickfantasies.tumblr.com/post/22926429927

That one just has two pics. There are at least two more, I think.

gizgal

13 years ago

artcellrox wrote...

Psy, that new one is Codi Milo.

gizgal wrote...

artcellrox wrote...

animefreak_usa wrote...

Yes that will work nicely.

LOLOLOLOL!

I just found something for the Final Fantasy 13 fans! XD

http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/vanille?before=1336928959

I think you mean this post, specifically (not the whole page of changing results)
http://sickfantasies.tumblr.com/post/22926429927

That one just has two pics. There are at least two more, I think.

Yep, from the same tumblog it seems.
http://sickfantasies.tumblr.com/post/22926227194

de'Cypher

13 years ago

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Antw0n wrote...

Forum Image: http://www.myfacewhen.com/images/32.jpg

This.

NeroDBringer

13 years ago

Amusing, very amusing

Aud1o Blood

13 years ago

Dude.
I lost my shit for forty minutes over this.

Naw, dude.

Tanasinn The Bellpepper

13 years ago

was looking for a .gif to express my feeling this time.
so here's a vid instead.

I fucking lost this game.

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