So I picked up my mail from my last house

22 letters.

My fap sock is currently getting a break.

yeah but only 1 bill, just a lot of letters.
motherfuckers got more chance of getting sperm from a woman than money from me.

I also have overdue books from the library.

and one letter from a a nazi who wanted my vote.

What is yout gt again?

I've had some long sweaty nights 'training' with Chun Li.

My gt is japsa

I smashed a controller once, but I was player N+ not SF.
and It wasn't my controller either.

Return the book If you don't in 50 years one of your family members will find it and the Library will want $25,000.00 in overdue charges and you will wind up in FARK

Next you will be getting mail from finance companies and home loan companies telling you they have a better deal than you got.
Doesn't matter if you actually bought a house or just made a credit app for a new apartment. They have people that go through credit apps and loan apps Like a Wino in a dumpster looking for food
I bought my home 4 years ago and still get them
I also get mail from some company that says there is a lien against me in Idaho and if I contact them they can clear it for a fee
I have never ever been to Idaho. I keep a trash can next to the mail box. Saves me miles of walking (tear up the stuff you throw away cause there are people that dumpster dive trash cans looking for credit card apps and the like)