So in 3rd grade

I had a spelling pre-test and my teacher gave us 'theater'. I was all like okay t-h-e-a-t-r-e. We switched papers with classmates for grading and I got the word wrong. I WAS FURIOUS. I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT WORD RIGHT. Teacher's all like LOL AMERICA.

... Aha.

That's why we won. We know how to spell.

The more you know.

Screw you, teacher should have asked for the American spelling.

The superior spelling.

colour

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_and_British_English_spelling_differences

I remember a teacher back in the day teaching us that february was spelled febuary... Goddammit. I kept that spelling for 5 years, until an english teacher told me I was spelling it wrong... Needless to say, my jimmies were rustled.

British people can't spell. Nor kiwi's and prisoners of aussie dicksent.

Atleast your not a minority.

I was a fuckin' genius compared to my classmates. I was in a Speech and Language class up until year 6, where I was (finally) allowed back into a mainstream class. Everyone in the Speech and Language departments all had some sort of learning difficulty. In my case, I went in there for being a late bloomer in Speech and I stayed in there for alot longer than I should've.

Only "difficult" word I ever got wrong was environment. Guess which letter I missed out?

*WRONG klaxon*

Try again

was it the r

You spelt it enviroment because the strong -ir covers the n sound if pronounced correctly and slang sometimes deviates to en-vi-ro

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKjSkkHPKK4&feature=player_detailpage#t=25s

YOU WIN!

Look at you so full of yourself, America wouldnt even exist if the British didn't make a colony out of you