So no fapping for me~

I did it for 16 months while in the desert. You are weak.

Should I ask? Fine, why would you do that?

I did it for 16 years straight. I beat all of you.

16 years seriously? Late bloomer.

Nope, I just resisted my sexual urges.

Ever tried to jerk off while hunting or paint ball course? Well add real bullets in a war zone and surrounded with dudes and girls where having sex would be against rules and don't ask/tell. I need silence and peace.

without the "sex would be against the rules and don't ask/tell" it sounds like where i used to live.

Ah, makes sense.

Why not?

Combat jack is stressful. So is wiping your ass in the dunes and rocky ground. That and MRE package tp is sandpaper... food is decent.

Just imagine what its gonna be like when you finally blow a load.
Dear god that feel bro.