So the other day

I was in my room having a good fap like all healthy boys and girls. When I was done I felt hungry and I was like "let's go make some chef boyardee". Now I don't know if you have ever had their ravioli and meatballs but that stuff is pretty good. I mean that sauce is to die for. I absolutely love it. So anyway I take like 1min 30seconds to microwave some since im lazy and won't do it any other way. I go up to my room and start watching some anime when it's done cooking. So here I am eating chef boyardee naked while watching anime. Pretty good day right, but part way into eating some sauce falls on my crouch. Now that sauce is awesome it tastes great. So I take my finger wipe it up and stick it in my mouth then I...



This all happened within the span of five minutes.

Crouch lol. Also Sindalf is obviously gay. And fuck you I wanted TK.

"Its bitter"

It's my room who needs pants. I do clean myself up, must of missed some cause its fucking dark in here and the light is ALL THE WAY at the other side of my room.

Sindalf, you know that you thoroughly enjoyed it.

Sauce spilled on your crouch? What?

That's why I don't eat naked, especially with pasta.

I think that makes you gay now.

You just ate something off a cock.

You know... I would think that semi-hot pasta sauce falling on your dick might hurt or something.

But yeah, u gay bro

the user below me is gay

^yeah, i was wondering, how hot was it when it hit your crouch?

I don't make my food searing hot. If it burns my tongue I won't eat it.

Did you wash your hands before eating pasta?

Yes only because the rest of my family does not and I don't wanna be a freak like they are.

> wipe it up and stick it in my mouth than I

>in my mouth than I

>mouth than

>than

>then

god.

This thread provides a new definition of "cum sauce".