....SOMEONE obviously hates me.

I find this thread to be prejudiced against fish.

Girls have the power to dry your wallet in less than 10 minutes.

So do you. This power is universal, unlike common sense, but that's a whole nother story.

They got the power to make you feel very!, very good

They have the power to mentally black mail you in a relationship.

I find it very odd that people are taking this thread, which obviously is copy-pasta that's no doubt been around since before the internet even came to be, seriously.

Since this is IB, I won't say just that. I will now toss out something that will also cause drama, for sure. This is my own creation:

Milk, milk, lemonade
'Round the corner, fudge is made

Uhh, imagine I did that to a woman. And I touched her boobs during the first line. Yeah, I got some. Second base, lol