someone's stealing my trash

for the past weeks I've been replenishing my trash bags several times (it's not even the schedule for trash collection)
probably either vermin or cats, hmmm.. how to catch them?

[size=2]and sometime last week a burglar went inside my house and stole my laptop, while my kid and me are in the next room about 5 meters away[/h]

Oh, sorry. I wanted them so I can build my trash fort.

Use peanut butter+poison or get a trash can with a lid that is tightly shut.
Also either the burglar is master thief or you have terrible awareness/hearing.

It's called a shotgun, you should invest in one.

It's useful for me yah know.

Set up bear traps.

Pour Cyanide.

Oh gosh....could be raccoons. OR POOR PPL. Like deze nigga's^

Makes sure the rats can't get to the trash, and maybe lock your door.

I knew it, you're the one who literally erases my backyard

I was doing some chemical weird shit using your trash.

How could you not hear him? Holy fuck.

Take a dump in your rubbish.

Or keep the rubbish in a lidded bin.

That thief, fuckin' ninja or something.

This.

That's really homosexual, dude.

This could work

You're just jelly.

I have the same problem. Damn animals and people stealing my smelly, waste-of-space trash that I don't even want!
It's a disaster!