Space <3

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!

This is a Space appreciation thread,so I'm going to report all of the posts which are not glorifying me. I do not care if you are funnier (which you're not, Sisami, tiny penis'd faggot : D <3), or if you get all the STD'd hoes (I'm looking at you, Rbz... Btw, tell your mother I said hi~). I just want Asphodel to come back in here and worship me for five more minutes. Then you can all suck each others dicks or what ever you do.

YOU WILL EITHER RESPECT YOUR MOTHER OR YOU WILL GO TO BED WITHOUT DINNER.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU BITCH

*bows, kisses ring, gives ceremonial blowjob*

you happy now?

DON'T MAKE ME UNBUCKLE MY MOTHERFUCKING BELT YOU LITTLE MOTHERFUCKING MOTHERFUCK YOU BITCH.

You cannot reach Alaska from your beach cardboard home. I doubt you have a belt. I'm pretty sure you use a rope.

OH I'M SORRY, I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY FUCKING CARDBOARD HOUSE NOT MELTING DUE TO GLOBAL WARMING.

I LIVE IN SOD HOUSING, YOU UNEDUCATED LUMP OF WHALE DICK.

hey, the father wears the belt. where is lamz0r?

SPACE. YOUR KEYBOARD SEEMS TO BE MALFUNCTIONING DUE TO THE ROOF OF YOUR IGLOO HUT MELTING AND DRIPPING WATER INTO IT. I'MMA FIX YOUR TYPO. "SOD." -> "SAD."

I GOT CHO' SOON TO BE HOMELESS ASS, HOLMES.

Unfortunately, there is no way I can force you to learn about my culture. You can use wikipedia, though.

don't be frontin' nukka

I did. All it showed was "This Race is irrelevant to humanity.". ='[

Stay out of this, faggot. You rack the dsciprine!

Isn't Dsciprine some sort of medicine? I think Space uses it to treat his high level of mental retardation.

No, I use caffeine and sleep deprivation for that.

And by "Sleep Deprivation" you mean never getting laid.

Sisami Talking to Space's penis: Oh you impotent little thing. =3

Unfortunately, I have not been laid yet. That just means I haven't stuck my dick in a vagina ;D