Special skillz

So, I was playing with a liquid yogurt (still unopened), and I managed to do this amazing feat. (I had always wanted to do this before, but could never find the right balance)






So, have you ever done a weird thing similar to this that made you feel victorious inside? Tell your stories.

I can lift myself off the ground only using my dick.

Mad skillz rite there. You must've gotten a lot of dick cramps till you got to that point.

That's an impressive ability. Must be from all your training as a spy.

I enjoy using my dick at work.