Stalk your Kids

Lucky I managed to keep my parents away from computers. I plan to keep it that way until I'm 30.

I'd give my kid some privacy I suffered a lot before i moved out becaue my parent didnt trust me. Dont want them to go through that experience ...though i might take an alternative

lol, it's from The Onion, you'd expect something like that out of them... but seriously, doing something like that isn't all that uncommon, way back when, before I could get a myspace, my dad made me friend him so he could make sure I wasn't getting into trouble...

there's keeping an eye on what your kids are doing and then there's just plain stalking. Learn the difference people

I understand why that'd suck but I woundn't of minded. But then again I didn't every do things that I'd be ashamed of my parents finding out (on Facebook and myspace anywayz :p)

That mother is extremely retarded and deserves a good raping talking to.

Ain' that one of the basic rules you learn once you get into contact with the internet?
A) Never post any embarrassing details about you anywhere that people can trace back to you in real life
B) Never underestimate the curiosity of those close to you
C) Getting things into the net is definitely easier than deleting them

DEAR JEFF, SUCK IT. SINCERELY, ADAM


Oh wait, that's ONN. Until the very end I've though it was real! Dammit!

that mom has a son complex :| seriously!

Oh, onion news~