Stupidest thing yoiu have heard yourself say

Title says it all. What is the stupidest thing you have eve heard come off of your lips?
I had an altercation with some French bastard on XBL and I quite myself exactly.


"I live in America. We speak American."

Probably at work when I become a zombie from asking the same thing over and over again. Times like when I put on veggies all day at work and switch to the meat sides and walk up to the customer and say "Would you like lettuce or tomato?' when I'm supposed to say "Hi, what can I get for you today?"

I mess up on my words all the time. My head processes things faster then I can speak them and I fumble a bit.

I know the feeling, I bag groceries and I'm bagging little old lady after little old ladies groceries saying "Doing alright today ma'am?" and then some guy will walk though the line and I will say without thinking "Doing all right to day ma'am?"

im pretty sure using the word "stupidest" in the title wins this thread...

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i think i've just said it in this thread. :roll:

When I'm thinking about too much stuffs at one time, I tend to speak "Yoda".
All reversed and confusing ,and sometimes the "letters" got reversed.

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I'd have to say I get that too and that too and I hate it. XD I usually have too many things to say at once and they all get jumbled up sometimes. :S

any time i have a freudian slip...

Almost anytime I say somethings stupid, and I don't ever notice. :shock:

i have a tendency of saying stupid things when math and numbers are related

GOD I HATE MATH :evil:

prime example:
when i was i the 3rd grade,i said that 7x5 and 5x7 will ends up in different numbers.you know what happens next....

I once said 'Rofl.' by accident on the phone. Embarrassing, I tell you. Even more embarrassing if you'd know why I said that.

Meh, don't take it too hard, as long as the person knew what ya wanted from him or her. However trying that at a date after a joke would be bad incase the date doesn't appreciate internet lingo.

As for me, it was during the Danish lesson while I was really tired: "That sieht aus som problematisk". Mixing English, German and Danish is fail!

I say dumb shit all the time and its kind of hard to gauge which is the stupidest. I remember a long time ago, I was taking a break from playing a video game. I don't remember which one it was, but it was one of those games that doesn't save and I made it pretty far. So, I was sitting on the couch and my brother was about to turn it off and I just blurted out "Don't you fucking touch that dog." He just looked at me and I was like "uh, game, don't turn it off."

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i lol'ed, "dog" haha

rofl wow

Lol'd hard on that. XD

i hate when that happens. like when i was trying to tell my wife to pass me the salt and i accidently said "you fucking bitch you ruined my life!"

lol nice.

I was talking to my Mexican friend about Bane. He said "The only thing I didn't like about Bane in the Movie is he wasn't Mexican" I responded with "Yea but where are you gonna find a 6'5 Mexican". There was a 30 sec silence after that.