[Locked] Tak told me I'm a yandere. :<

Am I really that bad? I'm just... Protective.



[size=9]-licks knife-[/h]

The hottest sex is when you have to palm a blade because the bitch is crazy.

...Is this the twisted human personalities thread?

Oh my, do share. :o


Reading yandere doujins now~~~~~



I thought that was the majority of all fakku threads.

I prefer tsunderes.

As long as you empty the bodies from the basement regularly everything should be good

Apartments, no basement. My plans are foiled!



Fair enough, they are pretty cute.

Yandere sex can be quite hot if you're on the receiving end of the obsession, not the bloodlust.

But

I don't think I'm too terribly bad, just a bit... Aggressive if a female hits on him.

Like putting my hand possesively on him and showing 'the ring' or glaring... I haven't smacked a hoe in a while, I'm not so bad. :< Tak is mean.

I could see myself going *'Yuki/Yuno' if needed.



*Mirai Nikki

That just shows you care. Although that usually is the first step to becoming a yandere.

I think he's lucky to have someone so caring.

I told him the other day he should tell me he loves me more often.

He responded 'I love you' pause 'more often.'

Jerk.

Chop them up into itty bitty bits and stick 'em into airtight bags, and then stick those bags in with your regular trash.

When the trash gets picked up- no more problem.


Depending on where you live, you could also just chuck the pieces a bit at a time out onto the street, where stray dogs, cats, and crows will dispose of of them quite readily.

Oh my. :o Thank you for your wise suggestions. C: I do have plenty knives...

I recommend you get him a detachable penis.

Always glad to help do the people good.

Suspect everyone he sees. Attempt to kill people if they show any signs of hospitality or goodwill towards your loved one. Drug him, strip him and tie him up to a chair, providing 3 meals a day, clearing his feces with a pot. After he falls dependent to your existence, have hot sex. Kill him afterwards, travel back through time, kill yourself, rinse and repeat.

It must be done, I cannot trust them.

[size=10]+1 from me, that made my day.[/h]



He's very protective of his bottom, no fun. :<



You're a fine lad.

who the fuck is tak and why should i give a fuck

I meant it as an option for him not to get to play, but you can reattach it at your will.

Remember to protect him from everyone and say his name over and over and over.