[Locked] THE ADVENTURES OF ANTW0N

I was wondering if she was going to be mentioned.

Was hoping the encounter would be a two-parter. Maybe with phases.

Nah, she's just a mid-boss.

This is getting real good

who the hell is illumia

It's better if you don't know.

why not?

Mid-bosses are never important

FOR THE SAKE OF ALL THINGS HOLY CAN WE PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT ILLUMIA SHE HAS BEEN IN MY MARES NIGHTS OF LATE AND I SHUDDER TO THINK THAT SHE HAUNTS ME EVEN WHILE I FAP TO IB; THE IMAGE OF HER GAUNT, HAIRY BREASTS HANG IN THE HALLS OF MY MIND LIKE AN INHUMAN CURSE; HER CRUSTY LABIA DEFILING WHAT ONCE WAS THE PINNACLE OF GLORY, REEKING A FOUL UNEARTHLY STENCH THAT REPLACES REASON FROM THOUGHT WITH FEAR. LET US TALK OF HER NO MORE AND DRINK SO THAT WE MAY ONE DAY BE RID OF HER MEMORY.

Why did I actually read that?

MY TALE BOTH FRIGHTENS AND COMPELS YOU, AS IT WOULD ANY OTHER MERE MORTAL -- FOR ILLUMIA WAS NOT OF THIS WORLD -- AS IS WITH MOST STORIES OF THE HELLSPAWN OCCULT. THE MIND IS A HAPLESS THING, DRAWN TO DANGEROUS BLASPHEMIES, DARING DESTRUCTION. THOSE WHO WERE ABSENT DURING THE RECENT DAYS OF FIRE AND BRIMSTONE SHOULD REVEL IN THEIR DISBELIEF -- THE DISBELIEF WILL SPARE THEM. FOR THE REST OF US POOR SOULS THERE IS NAUGHT BUT DRINK TO FILL THE TERRORS OF NIGHT AND QUELL OUR WRECKED SELVES.

like a sewer filled with stagnant hard water. Brown with something that resembles mold. The smell of a thousand dump sites. Mixed with blood and puss and semen and vomit with other body fluids that I dare not even name. That and more is what her vagina is like?

RECOLLECTIONS OF SUCH ATROCITIES DO NOT PERISH EASILY; THOUGH I NEVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF OBSERVING THE BEAST AT SUCH A PROXIMITY I CAN ATTEST YOUR DESCRIPTION TO BE A LIKELY ONE INDEED -- SAVE FOR A SINGLE DETAIL -- THE HAIR. HAIR LIKE THE LIKES OF MANKIND HAS NEVER SEEN, HAIR, ENCRUSTED FROM AN ETERNITY IN A PIT OF COAGULATED BLOOD AND PISS AND SEMEN. HAIR SO DENSE AND THICK NO EARTHEN BLADE COULD HOPE TO PENETRATE. I HAVE HEARD RUMOR FROM EVEN MORE UNFORTUNATE SOULS WHO BORE WITNESS THAT THE SKELETAL REMAINS OF IB'ERS OF THE PAST COULD BE GLIMPSED -- THOUGH I SHUDDER TO CONCEIVE REASONS HOW OR WHY THEY BECAME LOCATED SUCH. LET US RECONCILE REPULSIVE THOUGHT WITH SPIRITS TO RAISE OUR SPIRITS FROM THE DISMAL VALLEY WHEREIN SUCH CAUSTIC IMAGERY HAS LEFT US.

hair that has never been washed since the beginning of time. It has never been shaven or cut. so the hair is so unbelievably crunchy and it even has clumps of something that can only be described as "nasty" and is red, brown, green and yellow in color

You guys would be a massive asset to the writing section

Hah mid-boss. Completely unrelated but whenever I hear mid-boss I always think of...
Disgaea anyone?

-high fives-
REFERENCE GET!

FUCK YES

Ctfg was down pretty fast :/ still hoping for epicness in the future

i expect shinji necrohumping tegs or something while trying to buttrape antwon and then antwon getting a sidekick or some shit

wee..i wonder where the final battle going to happen! if it was in the front page it would be epic!