[Locked] THE ADVENTURES OF ANTW0N

What? Not like I'm planning on stealing her. [size=10]Really, I'm not.[/h]

Is it so wrong to just compliment a lovely lady from afar?

Another interwebs girlfriend, bro? Aren't there women in Canada? Why do you scour the webzz for companionship when you could like, walk outside, find a moose, fall in love with it, make a moose/human hybrid family like the rest of Canadia does?



According to your signature you're Ting.

What up? People tell me you have pretty homo feet.



Haha. That's because Waar's already all up in her. Waar's not a fan of the whole 2 in 1 deal.

Thanks!!! :D


We're not online dating, hahaha. But we've spoken multiple, multiple times. I used to be in the same Skype call with you. I've talked about living in Milford with you.

Fuck yeah, Milford. That place was awesome; I vaguely recall having a conversation about Milford before. Prtybadmemory.

So you're not dating but Waar is calling you his girlfriend? Against your will? Is he raping you? Stalking you? Forcing himself upon you in some wacky Canadian manner? D) All of the above? E) Help?

I meant to say we have a real relationship, not an online one. But anyhow, yeah, Milford is pretty rad. They made the Milford Mall even crazier than it was before recently.

-shocked expression- ...now dont give a fuck

inb4 Sisami~Waar~Ting Love Triangle

Indeed, Waar. Maureen and I are very happy, and we are expecting our first puck of mooselets this spring.

What?



"Now I don't", or "no, don't"?

O_O

Legal benefits. A practical matter.

My moose Maureen is my one true love.

both ways is fine

I want to be buried with this entire excerpt clutched fondly against my heart.

Is he forcing you to say that? Knife and or his dick at your throat?

Milford was peaceful as fuck. But I don't think I ever went to Milford Mall. I went to this other one that was like off exit 37 or 38 or something.



No.



SEE, WAAR? YOU'RE COMMITTING A DISSERVICE BY NOT FUCKING PUMPJACK MCGEE'S MOOSE.



DAMN, THIS NIGGA BE HARDCORE COMMITTED. WANTS TO GROW OLD WITH HIS BELOVED MOUNT. WHY YOU DENY HIM HAPPINESS, WAAR?



THAT'S THE ONLY WAY TO GET BURIED.

Lolwut

pf! I love the Dresden Dolls.


Wow you've been gone for a while then. The one right off the exit got turned into a huge mall. I think before it was just like. Sears and a few other things. But now it has a huge theater and so on.

Yeah, has been a while. SOUNDS PRETTY FUCKING EXCITING, BRO. DO ALL THE YOUNG'NS THAT GO THERE HAVE THEIR PANTS AROUND THEIR ANKLES AND SHI'?

No, the new fad for Milford is being a hipster. You're thinking of Bridgeport and New Haven.

So like, all the young'ns are ironic? Pretty depressing. My childhood home has been sullied by fuckers with "ironic" mustaches, "ironic" clothes and "ironic" tastes in everyfuckingthing.