The Battle Of Facts

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shansleven

16 years ago

This is a game where you come up with a single "Chuck Norris" style fact about yourself, that is MORE MANLY than the above fact. Try to come up with something unique that you made yourself, or at least THINK you made yourself....

I will go first.....

I eat mountains and shit lightning bolts.

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Aze

16 years ago

I am BEOWULF in disguise.

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hotfudge-sundae?

16 years ago

i taught chuck norris to walk on water and swim on land

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Superior

16 years ago

i caught Spinzaku with a pair of chopsticks

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dr roxo

16 years ago

My cumshot could rip a hole in an Abrum tank

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TheBlackLight

16 years ago

I must keep my finger nails as short as possible otherwise I could tear the fabric of space and time.

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Granth

16 years ago

The sheer power of my footsteps would shatter the Earth, that is why everyone carries me.

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BloodyWind

16 years ago

Oh Yeah!?

I kill people for fun.

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hotfudge-sundae?

16 years ago

the noise's u used to hear from ur parents room was me ^^

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shansleven

16 years ago

If I were to PWN two people at the same time, the universe would implode.

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CruelOnigiri

16 years ago

You might have heard the expression "One does not simply walk in to Mordor" ... Well, i can.

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Sweet Cloud

16 years ago

My lolipops are actually lolis

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Unsigned

16 years ago

I don't eat nails for breakfast. I have nice tall glass of lava, and I eat the glass.

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illumi

16 years ago

I Kaboom'd Billy Mays.

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dr roxo

16 years ago

illumi wrote...

I Kaboom'd Billy Mays.

too soon, he was like a hero to me.

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Superior

16 years ago

i am the person reading your mind in the public transit

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hotfudge-sundae?

16 years ago

i shot tupac

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shansleven

16 years ago

When you look up at the stars, you are actually looking inside of me.

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Fallan Kamen Rider Cheeki

16 years ago

I can touch M.C Hammer

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shansleven

16 years ago

I can kill people while asleep, while they're already dead.

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