The Break-up

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EDIT: Allow me to clarify for you- this is a gag image. I'm not crazy enough to get myself tangled up in relationships. I enjoy freedom and like money.

She ate your video games and your tv is in her vag or it's in her ass, and Kelsi's a guy right?

That'd be one heckuva big vag.

"Your clothes are where we first met"
Uuuhhh...

"Your video games are where we first kissed"
Uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh.........

Tell me about this Kelsi person.

Hopefully there's power in there.

Seem legit.

One of my pals had a crazy stalker girl who was obsessed with him.

They weren't even going out, but when she found out that he had a girlfriend, she broke into his car and wrecked his shit.


So I wouldn't be surprised if this was true.

Well, at least she was kind enough to package the stuff!

yiiiiiiiiiiikes

I totally thought this was something that you posted, from your life.

Whenever I lay with a woman (or- rather- plan to), I make a point in letting her know and confirm that it's a one-shot deal. No strings attached. No relationship. Nothing. Just two people of a sexual species satisfying each others needs for the night.

Why do I not want- ever- to be in a relationship?

To avoid shit like this. Break-ups.


In which most relationships inevitably result.


I would of course take responsibility if I did end up siring offspring. Financial responsibility.

But I wouldn't be able to be there for the kid, since the finances can only be provided as long as I maintain mobility and am free from geographic ties.

For myself, anyways- relationships would more trouble than they're worth.

It's better to love and loss to have to stay with that cunt for the rest of your life.

Yeah, there's absolutely nothing psychologically wrong with any of that.

I enjoy being single too.

Kelsi is nicer than I thought. She didn't destroy the stuff! This is progressive! Normally I see them trash stuff just to be a jerk on hollywood shows. Whoever dated kelsi can get all of his stuff back if he's quick enuff and has a good memory like Kelsi does. If he can't remember, well, tough to be guy xD

What an effort.
Seems legit.

And this is why I don't let people I don't know/ don't like know where I live.
You only get to find my house if I like you enough ;D
If people follow me home, I pretty much bolt. 140km/h+ through the 70 zone >.>

But still, shiiiit. What fun times. I can understand why you wouldn't want a girlfriend, too. But, it makes me curious. Don't plan on having a wife and kids at some stage in the far future?

this is why you have to be careful when you have a yandere girlfriend

otherwise you can end up like that one guy who got shot multiple times and his neck slashed while she's claiming "self-defense"

Maybe one day you'll meet a fine young lady who has a great sense of humor, carries herself with dignity, and is into many things you are. And best of all, she's really into you, and wants more than a one night stand.