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Hey, did you wonder if there's something that so bright and round wandering in night sky?
That's me, curious?

Okay, so this is my story....

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One day I'm so depressed, if you ask why that's coz my GF just breaking up with me today.
The reason? Simple, my dick size.
she wasn't satisfied with my size ad decided to go out with other guy.

I was so depressed that day, so I decided to kill myself by jumping from the tallest building I knew.
My college, it has 11 floor and I think that's enough to kill me.
As I don't know what in my mind, when I'm reached the top floor I take off my pants and begin to fapping while souting incoherent words.

Took people long enough to realize that I attempt to do suicide. after nearly 3 hours fapping, the police and firefighter finally came to rescue me, but after laugh at how small my dick is. Before they reached the top floor I feel I'm close to my climax and then shouting somethig I don't know then jump off the building.

Just when I thought I'll die a beautiful death after cumming, suddenly something grab me. Not care about that I'm reach my climax and spread my juice.

"Fuck ye bitch! don't jizzing on ma ride!" said some green thingy.

I still don't care and continue spread my juice in his face.

"Holy @#%$@, A dude just milk his cum on ma fuckin' face!" those green thing shouted.

After that, I'm so tired and think I'm already in heaven, suddenly some tentacle thingy pop-out and began to strangle me.

"God, I'll have a tentacle-raep now!" I said.

"Now, silly mofo! we gonna use ya as our guinea pig!"

"That obviously my favorite hentai plot dude, wait a sec do angel is green?" I bean to confused.

"Course no, bitch, this is not heaven Imma tellin' ya, is is ma spaceship and you ust ruin it with ya cum!"

Fuck, why I can't have a break...first my girl and now an alien.

"Be happy coz U're our first test subject." those alien said while he/she I dunno take some needle.

"Hey buddy, wut will ya do wit dat, I hate needle ya know?" I said.

"Unfortunately I like it, so..." and he inject that needle to me.

Suddenly I feel something wrong with my body, I get a ard-on again and my dick size increased from 5" to 8" !!!!

"UUUUOOOOOORGGHHH!!!"

"what...happen here, this human..."tat alien seems cared of me.

I break all tentacle that srangles me and grab those alien and begin to raep it's hole (A-hole or cunt dunno) with my new cock!

"ARRRGHHHH! You humans!!!"

"You underestimate humans!"

Later I cum insde that alien, it seems to like my sex-techniques (thanks to that kamasutera i read).
I ask it to teach me how to drive this UFO coz it's cool.

After that, I'm going back to ma crib, tell it to wait outside. While inside I grab my trusty AK-47. i go outside, that alien wait for me, I shoot it with ma AK, emptied the whole clib, and finish it with my Magnum.

Shit begone, I grab few kegs of beers. Ride those UFO, go to ma girl's, kidnap her.
She surprised with my size now.

I told her to suck my cock while I ride my new wheels and drank some beer.

The moral is: If you ever see some shiny-round objects wandering in night sky, don't be scared that's not UFO or alien want to conquer earth, it just me ride my beautiful and gorgeous wheel while chug some beer and getting a blowjob.