The Church of Tolerance

I made this up. So this is how you play the game. You type something you have done in the past which you think is bad or sinful. Try to keep it semi- detailed. And the next one gives a solution and something they have done wrong as well. Seeing I'm first lemme start first with a funny one.

Forgive me father for I have sinned.

I have unclean thoughts with girls in school. But this only the surface of the soup. I want this girl but the solution would have in involve rope, needles and chlorofome. Not only this but I also have an affair with my toaster. It seduced me and told me that if I don't use her to make dinner every night she will kill the girl I like. What should I do?

pika chuu?

Unplug it

unplug and smash it into a thousand pieces with a hammer.

We all know that bondage is awesome... just keep your sanity in check and everything's hunky-dory.

Forgive me dear lord thou art in heaven for I have committed a sin.

I masturbated while reading doujins from Fakku. I'm going to keep doing it though because I love Fakku. What should I do?

Lol. xD

The lord says continue for it is only a shell you are in

Forgive me from viewing this as religious and creepy....on second thought, don't.