The Corrupt Wishing Game V2
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Granted but it battles the cat and loses, getting irreparably destroyed in the process.
I wish that I had headphones that perfectly fit my ears and would work forever.
I wish that I had headphones that perfectly fit my ears and would work forever.
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Granted, but the sound feels like it's coming out of a tin can. Which grates you within the minute.
I wish Shigesato Itoi would continue the Mother series.
I wish Shigesato Itoi would continue the Mother series.
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Granted but the quality of it's story is fractions of the first.
I want there to be life on other worlds.
I want there to be life on other worlds.
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Granted, they invade our world and turn you into their breeding slave.
I wish I can slow down time whenever I want.
I wish I can slow down time whenever I want.
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Yeah, that kind of twist was to be expected.
OT: Granted but you can only slow down, can't increase speed back to normal.
I want a mechanical girl that has rocket launchers and flame throwing guns to go bomb New Jersey.
OT: Granted but you can only slow down, can't increase speed back to normal.
I want a mechanical girl that has rocket launchers and flame throwing guns to go bomb New Jersey.
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Granted, but no one will talk to you and you can only ask that magic eight ball for advice.
I wish that I could go have a pair of very nice headphones that won't break.
I wish that I could go have a pair of very nice headphones that won't break.
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Granted but its cords tangle and catch on things like a bitch
I wish for the next poster to wish for food.
I wish for the next poster to wish for food.
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Granted, but I'm full so the food just got wasted on me when could have been better off going to someone in China.
I wish my parents would get back together.
I wish my parents would get back together.
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Granted but they're so infatuated with each other, they're negligent with everything else.
I wish the next poster good luck.
I wish the next poster good luck.
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leonard267
FAKKU Non-Writer
Granted. But really, I had the worst of luck today!
I wish I was in the EU.
I wish I was in the EU.
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Granted, they post sanctions and an embargo on you because they don't respect you.
I wish I could communicate with animals. I understand them and they understand me.
I wish I could communicate with animals. I understand them and they understand me.
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Granted. You can now hear their agony, pain, frustration, and despair as mankind continues their reckless ravaging of the world.
Oh, and you can hear them while they're fucking, too.
I wish George Carlin was still alive.
Oh, and you can hear them while they're fucking, too.
I wish George Carlin was still alive.
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Granted, but he's come back as a zombie who was soon shot dead after trying to eat somebody.
I wish I had some cotton candy.
I wish I had some cotton candy.
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Granted but there are cockroaches inside every bite you take.
I wish for tickets and passage to E3.
I wish for tickets and passage to E3.
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Granted, but as soon as you step foot inside the giant e3 sign falls on top of you.
I wish my sore throat was gone.
I wish my sore throat was gone.
