The Corrupt Wishing Game V2
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Granted, its now so sanitary and pure, it became water.
I wish people would stop giving fish new places to live
I wish people would stop giving fish new places to live
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Granted, but another drunkard steals it all, only leaving you a small drop.
I wish for a giant bottle of sweet tea.
I wish for a giant bottle of sweet tea.
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Granted, a giant anvil drops on top of you with enough speed to crack the planet
I wish for a new, safe, healthy planet to live on.
I wish for a new, safe, healthy planet to live on.
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The wishing gods got confused and thought you meant pie-rats, and they kidnapped you and turned you into their slaves.
I wish for the power to never need sleep
I wish for the power to never need sleep