The cult of Yuri-ism
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Divergence: .943561
Year: 20XX AD
It's me. In this world line, a new power has arisen that has overtaken even SERN. Not even I, the mad scientist Hououin Kyouma, can hope to combat them alone.
"Yuri-ism"
A cult.
Millions of people have already succumbed to it's power, and many more fall by the day. People are lured in by the absolute and overwhelming cuteness of girl on girl relationships. Enamored by their new found obsession, they become unable to function in normal society. Seeing everything in a different manner, as if living with goggles on, they pursue only "the purest form of love".
I don't have much time. This cult must be stopped. First you must familiarize yourself with the enemy and their tactics. Their stronghold resides at the following address:
http://www.yuri-ism.com
They disseminate the following material to their members, the "Yuri-ists". View at your own risk. Steel your minds.
There is additional material that I am unable to divulge to Fakku. You'll have to check the cultist's site if you're up for the challenge.
If you've made it this far, then you can resist their power. You must spread this information to others, only together can we take back this world.
Year: 20XX AD
It's me. In this world line, a new power has arisen that has overtaken even SERN. Not even I, the mad scientist Hououin Kyouma, can hope to combat them alone.
"Yuri-ism"
A cult.
Millions of people have already succumbed to it's power, and many more fall by the day. People are lured in by the absolute and overwhelming cuteness of girl on girl relationships. Enamored by their new found obsession, they become unable to function in normal society. Seeing everything in a different manner, as if living with goggles on, they pursue only "the purest form of love".
I don't have much time. This cult must be stopped. First you must familiarize yourself with the enemy and their tactics. Their stronghold resides at the following address:
http://www.yuri-ism.com
They disseminate the following material to their members, the "Yuri-ists". View at your own risk. Steel your minds.
There is additional material that I am unable to divulge to Fakku. You'll have to check the cultist's site if you're up for the challenge.
If you've made it this far, then you can resist their power. You must spread this information to others, only together can we take back this world.
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hmmm battle yuri cultists hmmmmm i like yuri :) not about to ruin it for others
edited: i only kinda like yuri cuz it ties into my my other obvious pleasures maybe ill think bout giving u my blade
edited: i only kinda like yuri cuz it ties into my my other obvious pleasures maybe ill think bout giving u my blade
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Kyouma... YOU HAVE MY BLADE! The only Yuri I like is when it's a threesome and I'm involved. Any man who loves Yuri period, obviously wants to jack off alone. Ares Destroyer joins the Rebellion!
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warcry wrote...
This is the beginning of a great war, I guess.We won't lose.
Aww, your avatar :3 I love that show!
BTW, why war? Can't we co-exist? :P
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Chansu wrote...
I for one support our new yuri overlords.As long as I can watch every other time they do it.
