the dick size

So you've got to be gay to measure yourself? I've measured myself and I'm completely straight.

Wait scratch that, i meant you got to be a faggot to compare dick size with other dudes, let alone post t online.

So you've never stood at a urinal and compared the length of your dick to the guy next to you, even though you feel gay doing it but you can't help yourself?

You aren't a man.

it's 14,8 cm so that should be about 6". and I'm from Colombia. And yes I've done comparisons but without showing dick to each other.

Im usually the only dude at a public bathroom when i go inside. I dont piss next to a guy in a urinal i take the one oat the end. I dont stare a other people dicks, dont do shit dude, except once with my brother but that's when i was 14....or when i was banging this girl with my friend....wait...

Fairy snuff.

Cinema bogs are usually packed after the end of a film, and usually there's a line for the urinals. It's the male equivalent of comparing boob sizes.

Cardinal Rule of the Bro Code, bitch:

NEVER make eye and/or physical contact with a Bro during a Devil's Threeway.

I tend to stay away from public bathrooms, cause some actually took a shit in the urinal. And again someone shit all the the toilet and not one piece of shit was in the toilet, the dude didnt even try to aim

Common sight in public toilets everywhar. That's why I stay away from pub toilets and prefer to just piss outside. Public urination ftw!

I agree, at least when i shit all over the toilet i leave a note apologizing, and then even in the bathrooms and their crowded, every dude decides to stare at me while taking a piss, nothings scarier that a bunch of grown men staring at you with their in the air

You just reminded me of that one time I had the shits on a National Express coach.

Long story short: I blocked it. It looked like a brown mountain surrounded by a brown lake. I just thank fuck the coach was pretty much empty. Pisstake was, my jeans were fresh on that morning and I got it all down them. Changed at the back of the coach. 2 people went in after I did. Their faces were priceless.

To see who has the advantage in a sword fight.

What the fuck! XD, what the heck did you eat bro, i only shit like that when i eat my gf's cooking or after i watch a Twilight movie.wow we really went off topic lol

Please. It doesn't matter how big the sword is, it's about how skilled the swordsman is. Here's a very nice analogy for this.

It was probably the chicken I had the night before. Felt like daggers had been lunged into my gut which woke me up at 6am, then started again on the coach. D:

Hi I want to contribute to this thread

EVERYONE, MEASURE YOUR DICKS!