The difference between potentially and realistically

A little boy went up to his dad and asked: "Dad, what's the difference between potentially and realistically?"

His father replied: "Well son, go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Finally ask your brother if he would sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars."

So the boy went up to his mom and asked her if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. "My God, of course I would. He's so good looking."

Then the boy asked his sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. "Are you kidding? Of course I would. He's so gorgeous."

Finally the boy asked his brother if he would sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. "Sure, why not for a million dollars?" replied the brother.

The boy went back to his father with the results and said: "I think I have learned the difference between potentially and realistically."
"So what's the difference?" asked the father.
"Well potentially, we're sitting on three million dollars; realistically we're living with two sluts and a fag!"

I can potentially win 125 mill... realistically i just wasted 2 bucks.

Lol

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Ouch. I didn't know this website was like that about gays.

>Saying this with "OP is a faggog" in sig

sumbodee dissin da faggogism (wich not homosecks)

bern da wich

I didn't copypasta this =/

As a homosex man.. fag is better then cocksucker or ass ranger. Plus every person on this site regardless of sexual orientation is a huge fucking fgt.

>no powerplay

Yup. Because one person made a joke about gay sex (that was actually funny), this ENTIRE forum hates gay people.
you must be new to the internet.

wot

beauty

Too many eyeballs in that pic.

ftfy

funny man

especially you