THE GREAT LOLI WAR HAS BEGUN!

heh man who send his soldier and provide weapon must never show their faces to the enemy. i think you want the enemy to know you real capacity of this war and that is the biggestmistake in the great war...

here i send my angel of darkness to provide the war


hmm if i was the enemy general i should send someone to eliminate you.. or claim that you are a terrorist

If they're a loli, I'm on their side. Seeing as I have 4 bodyguard lolis, I'll just sit here and smoke that blunt.

then i shall send my elite soldier again after that dude take my seat.. (forcefully).....



hmmm snipe elite squad

You still go against me even though we're on the same side of the war? *puffs blunt and fondles taiga a bit*

hey we are on the same boat who gonna shoot a friend that gonna help you win this war.. not me....anyway did miyama yuna count as a loli?

anyway this time i send my elite vampire loli



hmm did our enemy scared a little when see my evangeline

Qrast is a traitor to the lolis that's why! HE'S A SPY! KILL HIM NAO! HE HATH SAPPIN MAH SENTRIES!

I shall be the Tactician,

my bodyguards


this is the mandatory package every soldier must receive before going into battlefield



If worse comes to worse and one of our commander is captured we'll send out our special LOLI-op



I have found 4 trusted and powerful comrade who share our ideals

Archer :

Tohno Shiki :

Emiya Shirou:

LET THE WAR COMMENCE

i am not a traitor! i am an ally of all loli

i am the double agent for the loli

I give you our last and final weapon....


Loli Star

are you trying to destroy our world that one has a lot hell of energy you can't bring it here there other loli will get toast

Lol nothing can top this, it's the mothafucking death star uh I mean loli star!

base this is Qrast fire the missile at this point xxxx,xxxx

(base: understood)

Illya Von Einzbern Reporting for duty~

"Do I really have to do this Ilya..."

"Ja! Heil der Fuehrer! Tod Amerikaner!"

Ilya wins. End of story.