The impossible has happened

Or two plastic bowls grinding against your jimmy.

Now that would probably hurt...

But I get that it was an obvious metaphor for fake tits.

More like two iv bags filled with saline gel or i guess balloons filled with jello with less water.

That's a oddly accurate description of how it feels to squeeze them. I'd go with balloons filled with jello minus the rubbery texture plus a sinking feeling, that's how they felt to me.

niggas that sounds like real ones described is there any difference

Between real and fake tits? Certainly.

Between the fake tits we both described? Nope, not really. We're thinking of the exact same kind of tits, with different owners.

Fake ones also tend to have centered nipples - nipples are closer to the sides on real breasts, a lot of fake ones have the nipples right in the center (at least ones I've seen)... It may be that they just got cheap surgeries but it seems to be a trend with fake breasts.

nigga what about my tits. they're real but I got surgery on my left tit lol

Wait aren't you a man?

99% sure you mean pecs not tits.

oh hell no nigga just because I'm on Fakku and use a sexy 2hu gal as my avi that makes me a man does it really nigga

Also pretty sure you're not black, but trying to act like it?

Well there's not way to know for sure since this is the internet, unless you post vids of yourself.

motherfucker you did not just go there

Oh? Is there a problem with saying I don't believe you are who you act like on the internet?

Prove me wrong, then. I'll be sure to apologize for doubting you if you do.

post your pics first douchebag

Sure, give me a second and I'll take some pictures with sunglasses on.

They're from dollar tree so they might look a bit silly.

Editing this post after.

Edit:

COMBO BREAKER JOSH

Edit: Posted pics as promised.

haha this dumb nigga thinks ill post a vid just because he posted some pics what a tard

I actually don't care if you post anything, just know I don't believe people without proof.

Also, wow. Such foul language from an eloquent writer like yourself.

I'm disappointed in you.

wait are you actually retarded that you didnt even notice i stole someone elses writing style in the project wow nigga you really are dumb as a fucking rock

I was expecting a fedora.