The misadventures of Onime-no-Enishi
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Hello all, this is a story of love, betrayal, excitement, action.... okay ill cut the bullshit, this is a story of shit, shit and alot more shit.
Onime-no-Enishi is living peacefully in Newcastle, minding his own business looking for a job in this horrendous recession.
One fateful day, the roommate of Onime-no-Enishi's friend decided to be a complete bitch, since that said friend went far away for a long time.
This bitch, decided that Onime-no-Enishi should pay for electricity bills since the time he stayed in the place (which was agreed that the rent Onime-no-Enishi has been paying included electricity and water bills before hand). To top it all off, this bitch decided that Onime-no-Enishi needs to pay for an unoccupied room that Onime-no-Enishi once mentioned that he "MAY" move in to, but didnt. This amounted up to half a thousand british pounds (to be precise, GBP 515). which in by no means, a trivial sum.
Onime-no-Enishi decided that this was all too unfair, thus, Onime-no-Enishi decided to make like a tree and leaf (>>; lol). Onime-no-Enishi had no where to go and had no choice but to sleep in small dark alleyway where at least there was something over his head to block off the rain.
after 3-4 days passed, Onime-no-Enishi got news from HQ that an acquaintance recently just moved into cardiff and is willing to help put a proper roof over Onime-no-Enishi's head. Onime-no-Enishi was overjoyed! However, naturally as how this fucked up world goes, as one problem is solved another problem arises.
How in the world would Onime-no-Enishi afford the ticket to Cardiff when Onime-no-Enishi barely have the money to feed himself proper meals daily?
The answer was simple (at least at the time). Onime-no-Enishi decided to sneak into a train and hitch-hike to cardiff.
The level ?? elite ticket person saw Onime-no-Enishi but he was pretending to be asleep, so the ticket person didn't aggro. However, this "sleeping act" couldnt last for very long as it was an 8 hour ride. The "sleep check" roll failed at one point in the 8 hours and the level ?? elite ticket person aggroed and Onime-no-Enishi was forced to drop the act, which won him a 500 GBP fine. GREAT! Onime-no-Enishi didnt even have th 90 GBP for the train ticket, what made these retards think he had the extra 410 from?!?
So, Onime-no-Enishi was kicked out of the train and was "detained" or more accurately "imprisoned" by the local police. approximately 2-3 days passed and HQ managed to contact the acquaintance whom in turn, bailed Onime-no-Enishi out of prison and now, Onime-no-Enishi resides in Cardiff.
Sadly, there is no internet connection in that place and Onime-no-Enishi is typing this all out in a wifi cafe.
The End
TLDR: Shit happened, im glad im still in 1 piece.
With that said, I am back from way more than a month long absence from fakku. Well, im not "fully" back and wont be as active as before yet mainly because im still in a wifi cafe. And surfing a porn site in public is not really a good idea >>; but i cant wait any longer so fuck it. I have full rights to surf porn in public if i want to! >=O
Hello all, and i have missed everyone so very much
Onime-no-Enishi is living peacefully in Newcastle, minding his own business looking for a job in this horrendous recession.
One fateful day, the roommate of Onime-no-Enishi's friend decided to be a complete bitch, since that said friend went far away for a long time.
This bitch, decided that Onime-no-Enishi should pay for electricity bills since the time he stayed in the place (which was agreed that the rent Onime-no-Enishi has been paying included electricity and water bills before hand). To top it all off, this bitch decided that Onime-no-Enishi needs to pay for an unoccupied room that Onime-no-Enishi once mentioned that he "MAY" move in to, but didnt. This amounted up to half a thousand british pounds (to be precise, GBP 515). which in by no means, a trivial sum.
Onime-no-Enishi decided that this was all too unfair, thus, Onime-no-Enishi decided to make like a tree and leaf (>>; lol). Onime-no-Enishi had no where to go and had no choice but to sleep in small dark alleyway where at least there was something over his head to block off the rain.
after 3-4 days passed, Onime-no-Enishi got news from HQ that an acquaintance recently just moved into cardiff and is willing to help put a proper roof over Onime-no-Enishi's head. Onime-no-Enishi was overjoyed! However, naturally as how this fucked up world goes, as one problem is solved another problem arises.
How in the world would Onime-no-Enishi afford the ticket to Cardiff when Onime-no-Enishi barely have the money to feed himself proper meals daily?
The answer was simple (at least at the time). Onime-no-Enishi decided to sneak into a train and hitch-hike to cardiff.
The level ?? elite ticket person saw Onime-no-Enishi but he was pretending to be asleep, so the ticket person didn't aggro. However, this "sleeping act" couldnt last for very long as it was an 8 hour ride. The "sleep check" roll failed at one point in the 8 hours and the level ?? elite ticket person aggroed and Onime-no-Enishi was forced to drop the act, which won him a 500 GBP fine. GREAT! Onime-no-Enishi didnt even have th 90 GBP for the train ticket, what made these retards think he had the extra 410 from?!?
So, Onime-no-Enishi was kicked out of the train and was "detained" or more accurately "imprisoned" by the local police. approximately 2-3 days passed and HQ managed to contact the acquaintance whom in turn, bailed Onime-no-Enishi out of prison and now, Onime-no-Enishi resides in Cardiff.
Sadly, there is no internet connection in that place and Onime-no-Enishi is typing this all out in a wifi cafe.
The End
TLDR: Shit happened, im glad im still in 1 piece.
With that said, I am back from way more than a month long absence from fakku. Well, im not "fully" back and wont be as active as before yet mainly because im still in a wifi cafe. And surfing a porn site in public is not really a good idea >>; but i cant wait any longer so fuck it. I have full rights to surf porn in public if i want to! >=O
Hello all, and i have missed everyone so very much
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Onime really long time no see that sounds really rough what you had to go trough but glad you are okay
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ahhh... I still remember the time you were lurking in the chat thread... with the lurker pic...
and I replied with an observer pic...
It was short, but it's still in this empty(but not hollow) brain of mine...
WELCOME BACK... I can't believe you went through all that, you're a strong man oni...
and I replied with an observer pic...
It was short, but it's still in this empty(but not hollow) brain of mine...
WELCOME BACK... I can't believe you went through all that, you're a strong man oni...
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@ero-sensei: Konichiwa boku no kuron!
@zeriam: hey man =p indeed, and im still terribly sorry about the sig @_@ i will most definitely make you one!! but i think its best to wait for the restart of the game ;D
@katsucha: =O hi there, im not sure if we've met? hmmm, with the hina pic, im guessing you are zero555? =P
@seishiro: indeed! im glad to be back n_n
@Azul05: haha yea, i remember that xD and both of us retaliating against each other SC style!
@korou: haha thanks =p
@elfenlied: sob, and i remembered you clearly ;_; i feel sad now....
@zeriam: hey man =p indeed, and im still terribly sorry about the sig @_@ i will most definitely make you one!! but i think its best to wait for the restart of the game ;D
@katsucha: =O hi there, im not sure if we've met? hmmm, with the hina pic, im guessing you are zero555? =P
@seishiro: indeed! im glad to be back n_n
@Azul05: haha yea, i remember that xD and both of us retaliating against each other SC style!
@korou: haha thanks =p
@elfenlied: sob, and i remembered you clearly ;_; i feel sad now....
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Onime-no-Enishi wrote...
hey man =p indeed, and im still terribly sorry about the sig @_@ i will most definitely make you one!! but i think its best to wait for the restart of the game ;D
I couldn't agree more with you buddy
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welcome back onime...
long time no see :D
a lot of people absent from fakku the past month.. including me -.-
long time no see :D
a lot of people absent from fakku the past month.. including me -.-
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The good news is that you are now back with your family, aka the Fakku community, at least temporarily.
We look forward to your permanent return soon. :)
We look forward to your permanent return soon. :)
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Well all I can say about your experiences is... that's the biggest shit anyone could have gotten into. Glad your still in one piece. So that's why you were away for so long. Well just make sure you around long enough for a certain event that's about to take place soon. Great to have you back Onime. =D
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TheDarkStarAlchemist
Requests Moderator
missed you onime! welcome back!
that fucking sucks about the shit that happened though. i could fake slept for 8 hours though >__>
look forward to your permanent return bud
that fucking sucks about the shit that happened though. i could fake slept for 8 hours though >__>
look forward to your permanent return bud
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Onime-no-Enishi wrote...
@katsucha: =O hi there, im not sure if we've met? hmmm, with the hina pic, im guessing you are zero555? =P
Correct Onime and i hope things go better for you now
