The New "Old Turd" Just Moved Into The Nursing Home !!

So Today I became An old Turd.
Yes, many of you may think this is a great thing...but you are wrong!

My new problems now that I'm old!:
-My back hurts.
-I cant hear
-New technology scares me!
-ED...need i say more?!

lol

One good thing:
-The new "Fakkus" are forced to listen to me ramble on about stories of my early years! [size=10]*begins to ramble*[/h]

"Now lets hurry up and party, because My Tapioca is waiting and i need to yell at kids in the mall about wearing there Jeans too low!"

yes first to congrats ya. CONGRATS MAN!!!

Congrats old man. Now retire and get your Social Security benefits, and give them to me.

Thanks Roven and Kadushy!
*hug*

Your not that old yet. I remember when you had 500 posts.

Congrats.

haha, thank!
Your almost on your way to being old as well!
:3

omg, that creepy old dude from family guy that's always after Chris? LOL. Well anyway, congratz.

haha, now he is after you!
X3
lol

And thanks!

ya know maybe they should make one more rank at 2000 posts, like a Fakku Deity or Lord nya~

Congrats on Elder-hood Hoshi!

Congratulations dude, for reaching elder status! You have walked into the path of no return for oldfaghood~
Heres your cake!

Thanks all!
:3

@Yeah: A party thrown by that cast of anime characters?! They will create Major Chaos!! hahaha, thanks!

hurray for our new old man!

I-It's not like I'm here to thank you or anything. I was just here by coincidence. Geez.

Sure thing Kadushy. :3
XD

Aww.... come on... you're also close to elder-hood now...

T-Tsundere attribute spotted

doesn't get you the respect you deserve, warning you. You have to take it from them.

Wise lessons, from a wise man!
Thanks Waar! :3

Alright Hoshi!
*Performs Falcon High Five*

For your present I got you tickets to Paranormal Activity
*looks at tickets*
Oops...



*Begins egging old man Hoshi's house*

"Quick let's get out of here before old man Hoshi see's us!"