The Only True Religion
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_the_Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
Admit it, it's better than yours.
Admit it, it's better than yours.
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Nashrakh
Little White Butterflies Staff
Sorry, no meats for me.
If it was the ice cream monster, well maybe then...
If it was the ice cream monster, well maybe then...
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Almost as old and annoying as Discordianism. The shoop of the Creation of Adam was quite amusing, mind you. :P
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If only I could be touched by His Noodley Appendage~
I would be blessed to simply gave upon Him~
=w=
I would be blessed to simply gave upon Him~
=w=
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schmitty wrote...
Haruhiism would like to have a word with you......
Now why don't you have a seat over there...
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Quadratic wrote...
schmitty wrote...
Haruhiism would like to have a word with you......
Now why don't you have a seat over there...
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Windknight111 wrote...
Raikadashi wrote...
Remember, remember the fifth of November 1478.
Remember, remember the Fifth of November,
The Gunpowder Treason and Plot,
I see no reason
Why the Gunpowder Treason
Should ever be forgot.
Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes, t'was his intent
To blow up the King and Parli'ment.
Three-score barrels of powder below
To prove old England's overthrow;
By God's providence he was catch'd (or by God's mercy*)
With a dark lantern and burning match.
A traitor to the Crown by his action,
No Parli'ment mercy from any faction,
His just end should'st be grim,
What should we do? Burn him!
Holler boys, holler boys, let the bells ring,
Holler boys, holler boys, God save the King!
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doswillrule wrote...
Windknight111 wrote...
Raikadashi wrote...
Spoiler:
Remember, remember the fifth of November 1478.
Remember, remember the Fifth of November,
The Gunpowder Treason and Plot,
I see no reason
Why the Gunpowder Treason
Should ever be forgot.
Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes, t'was his intent
To blow up the King and Parli'ment.
Three-score barrels of powder below
To prove old England's overthrow;
By God's providence he was catch'd (or by God's mercy*)
With a dark lantern and burning match.
A traitor to the Crown by his action,
No Parli'ment mercy from any faction,
His just end should'st be grim,
What should we do? Burn him!
Holler boys, holler boys, let the bells ring,
Holler boys, holler boys, God save the King!
WIN!
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The current gods dont listen to my prayers and whining so I have decided to just appoint myself as my own god and start my own religion. Odd enough this new god of mine can hear them now but still refuses to do anything, I think more virgin sacrifices are necessary
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luinthoron
High Priest of Loli
I believe in the Church of Loli and our god spalose who once descended to the mortal realms to share his gifts with us in his holy Nosebleed thread. 8)
