the random squad thread

His britishness has returned. How was your trip? Have fun? Get raped by local fauna?

Nacho won and got + repped :D congrats you found me *chuckles* :P Though I changed a bit from the look on that picture it ain' much :P

I can't find out who did a song and it is fucking pissing me off.

it was good, yes i did, no i didn't

Good, from what I understand fauna rape can really fuck up a vacation.

I would image.

Random joke at the side:
An advertisement salesman dies and ends up at heavens gate. Infront of him stands an angel and he is making a strange face.
"Whats going on", asks the advertisement salesman.
"Well, we are at a pass here. You have done good deeds, but bad ones aswell. I will leave the choice up to you if you go to heaven or hell. I will now show you a preview of both heaven and hell. Please decide after careful consideration where you would like to go."
The advertisement salesman nods and a giant monitor shows a short preview of heaven. He looks at a nice surrounding, women in long white dresses and milk flowing through the clouds, but nothing really stands out.
The screen changes and a flashy animation of hell turns up. He looks at a large club, strip dancers, alcohol, a giant party, a large pool, games of all kinds and many other tempting things.
"I think I am going to choose hell." The advertisement salesman responds.
Shortly after he arrives in a barren wasteland, a dirty pub and notices many tortured people aching and crying around.
"What is going on here?!!" The advertisement salesman shouts. "That is not what was promised to me!" A large horned creature turns up behind him and says: "Greetings to hell friend! My name is Mephisto! What you saw was only our adverisment!"

Ouch.

I've heard that one before.

The internet is sucking right now.

how so?

im back again

I am looking for 2 songs, I found one (Pure Morning by Placebo). But the other I can't seem to find and it is pissing me off.

what is it called?

Don't know thats the problem. All I can remember of it is this:

"Pull your knife from my thoat
smoke your cigarette. I hope you choke.
Kiss my lips and quickly run away."

Can't find shit on it.

i would imagine that u have already googled the lyrics?

Yes, I have a VERY bad feeling that they are local and will have a VERY hard time find this shit out.

Can't help ya there Moses, I'm sorry. Tried some of my standard references, but nothing came up. Hope you'll have more luck in finding it ^^.

....motherfucker this is gay.

Hmmmm. Try the band's site. Maybe you'll find something there.
....now that I think about it you've probably already tried that, right?