the random squad thread

i dont know like 20 - 30 times a day unless im drunk. then its like 40 - 50 times. (all sarcasum if you hadnt figured out)

i will get another one when i feel theres one i meet that i want more from her then just sex

man that happens no where near enough.

who would marry for money?

"go girlfriend its your birthday"
"go girlfriend its your birthday"
"go girlfriend its your birthday"
"go girlfriend its your birthday"

"fatman scoop..crooklin clan"
"fatman scoop..crooklin clan"
"fatman scoop..crooklin clan"
"fatman scoop..crooklin clan"

"crooklin clan crooklin clan"
"crooklin clan crooklin clan"
"crooklin clan crooklin clan"
"crooklin clan crooklin clan"


sorry i was just listining to fatman scoop-put your hands up

not me

FUCK YEA!! WHERE THE DRINKS IMMA START KRUMPIN IN THIS MOTHERFUCKA!!!

Anyone ever heard of Green Jelly? Funniest band ever.

*throws on a beat*
oh yea lets rip this shit
*starts doing the robot..badly*
oh yea i pwn

*walks threw door*
*slowly backs out*

*does running man for about an hour*
Dont worry im right there with you aslong as theres alcohol

"all the chicken heads be quite"
"whats your zodiac sign!!!"
"to all my niggas that wanna hit it from the back with no strings attached"

"who fuckin tonight ohw ohw!!"

"heeeey hoooo"
"heeeey hoooo"

*starts break-dancing*
o shit yea i just killed it

*calls cops about noise*

*keeps up running man*

you do that, imma keep sippin my drink

o shit 5-o time to fall out

*does the robot while running down the street*



(im +1 repping pierre cuz he rocked it with me)

*cops arrive*

*calls pierre*
yo u better get outa there thats ur third strike if u get cought

im gone nigga

*chase ensues*

hold my weed. dont let them catch me wit the weed.

you aint catchin a drunk black man