The story of how Drifter came to be

I said story, to avoid long words, cause I know some of you turkey's don't like long words.

Some shit happened, I came to the forums.
I posted some shit
Shit happened
Zak nearly got waar arrested. I laff'd. Was a funny tale, I must say.
Zak got banned for being a fgt
Fgtw0n made a comic
Fgtw0n is a qtπ
I got banned for quote pyramids
I went and drank with devs and damoz

Everything was good in the worlds.


Disclaimer; There is a large use of the word 'shit' in this op. Go ride a wheelbarrow full of dicks up your ass, if you are offended
Nb: BANNEDWAGEN

I was expecting it to be something like this:

>be 17
>race against dingoes
>learns to drift
>becomes STRAYA's drifter

That's nice to hear.

Ah man, that would have been ten times better... Dammit winter

Although;
>be 19
>driving a civic along the highway like a boss
>Decide to turn down the slipway to go towards prospect
>going too fast
>Tail slips out
>keep the ass in line, and make it around the corner
>Fwd drifter of 'straya
Boss status achieved

That timeline sucks.

It's pretty out of whack, isn't it?
But meh, upside down and all that

I can't be bothered writing like Waar, but your style sucks, so I choose not write anything.

You know me, half assed is how I roll