The toilet seat

If your a guy living with a woman, whats your stance with the toilet seat?

Also, glow in the dark strips on the toilet is a fucking BRILLIANT idea.

I wear diapers.

[color=darkblue]I bet you do[/color]

k just gunna go over my ritual here not saying any of you should follow but i think its just decency when your workin with a bitch

1. do your business
2. put seat down
3. wipe seat with toilet paper & disinfectant
4. adorn with flowers & candy
5. write little love poem (mirrored) on left cheek area with washable marker so when she stands it'll be there for her to come on by surprise

i know, sounds rediculous but this shit got me laid so many times and, well, i'm the one getting around and your the one spending your time on the internet so maybe if you wanna turn your sad little life around you should listen to me

get a life, geekoids

I feel the Huggies brand is the superior diaper.

wanna trade diaper pix with me?

send a pm please

Guess what? You're on the internet too, cuntface.

What's with the attitude man, you should try to be a little nicer.

I leave it down. What if I have to take dump later? I don't want the hassle of putting that thing down. One second is a very huge difference when need to do your job.

this lad is one of this trolls that attacks people
from the internet with no reason
but still i eat trolls for breakfast.... >=3

don't care about it.but i do close it down if there's a "mysterious thing" in there.

[color=blue]What the fuck?[/color]

You know what's fun to do...?

mostly at public toilets people put alot of toilet paper around the rim a big thick layer of toilet paper then they proceed to pee on it...

its pretty lulz...

...

cept for the poor sap that has to take a dump later on...

I haven't ever noticed before, I haven't fallen in the toilet yet so I assume Fpod remembers to. Actually, I think he puts both lids down if I remember correctly... never thought about it before.

This^^

Damn what a gentleman...

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I remember one time I was half asleep and went into the bathroom and ended up peeing all over my feet since the lid was down and I didnt bother to check...

So yeah I never got into the habit of putting the lid down...

I swear we had a thread about this before. Probably not in this section though. Think it was Love & Bromance actually but I could be wrong. Anyway I put the toilet seat down because it's a lot less effort than listening to someone bitch at you because you didn't.

Edit: I wish I had neon lights on my toilet. Kinda like how I wish I had a walk in fridge in my room.

I remember my mom would hassle the shit out of me if I ever left the toilet seat up, I guess it caught on and I don't even realize that I always put it down. Oddly enough I feel uncomfortable when I go to another house and they don't put the seat down..it kinda makes me feel out of place...And equally to prevent the pets from doing...